# Suggestions for ways to pick a new Pope

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-ways-to-pick-a-new-pope/649970>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 11, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-ways-to-pick-a-new-pope/649970 "2013-02-11T14:18:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-ways-to-pick-a-new-pope/649970/81 "2013-02-17T09:02:27Z")

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Maury Povich style: You ARE the Pope!

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