# Suggestive road names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820 "2022-09-02T16:15:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/1 "2022-09-02T16:15:26Z")

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I know we have discussed odd road names and how they came about if known. My new favorite, a rather suggestive road name is from Ottawa County, Ohio. I can picture a conversation where I tell my address and get funny looks:

Lickert Harder Road.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/2 "2022-09-02T18:39:13Z")

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There’s a little dirt road on the Long Beach Peninsula (Washington) called Busted Axle Lane.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/3 "2022-09-02T18:53:24Z")

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There is a cross road up a major highway from where I live called Forni Rd. I always wanted there to be a caterer located on that road that included the name in their business.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/4 "2022-09-02T19:00:15Z")

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I came across “Back to Sodom Road” in upstate NY.

[https://www.google.com/maps/place/North+Creek,+NY+12853/@43.6573146,-73.9964457,18.5z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x89df904a62aca41f:0xc9c53bdd579a3dd8!8m2!3d43.6978427!4d-73.9859658](https://www.google.com/maps/place/North+Creek,+NY+12853/@43.6573146,-73.9964457,18.5z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x89df904a62aca41f:0xc9c53bdd579a3dd8!8m2!3d43.6978427!4d-73.9859658)

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**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/5 "2022-09-02T22:27:18Z")

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In Louisville there is Penile Road. It’s named for the community named Penile. This includes Penile Baptist Church and Penile Cemetery. Apparently it’s not pronounced the way it looks.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/6 "2022-09-03T03:23:42Z")

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Speaking of which, between Chuluota and Oveido in Florida lies Taintsville. Not named after the perineum, but for the same reason, because it tain’t Chuluota and it tain’t Oveido.

Unfortunately there isn’t a “Taintsville Road” that goes to it, but there is apparently one near the Wisconsin Dells according to Google Maps.

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**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/7 "2022-09-03T03:26:37Z")

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At university in Manchester in the UK, I lived on Hardon Grove. It literally made it hard to order a pizza or a taxi as they always thought you were taking the piss.

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**Author:** ![AzFavorite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@AzFavorite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzFavorite)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/8 "2022-09-03T03:30:24Z")

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I literally grew up in a house on Easy St. And no it was not named for my youthful exuberance.  
And i currently have a friend in another state that is living on Arabians Quirt. She always was a juicy gal.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/9 "2022-09-03T06:59:40Z")

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There’s a few here:

> **[From Bell End to Backside Lane - the rudest street names in Britain](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5262252/from-bell-end-to-backside-lane-these-are-the-rudest-streets-names-in-britain/)**
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> SIDE-SPLITTING street names such as Crotch Crescent, Honey Knob Hill and Minge Lane are proving no laughing matter for fed-up residents. Yesterday it was revealed people living on a road called Bel…

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**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/10 "2022-09-03T08:38:22Z")

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There’s an Easy Street in Mountain View California.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/11 "2022-09-03T12:45:02Z")

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There’s a Barking Dog Rd in the County I work for.

They where going to rename a lot of roads in the county I live due to duplicates. Subdivision where to have a theme. Ours was going to be birds. I was going to suggest Chicken Crossing RD. Or Loon Ln.

It never came about. Change one road name is quite a task (I know) changing a lot of them? No thanks.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/12 "2022-09-03T13:42:49Z")

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When I was about 19 I was on a long road trip in the Australian outback and (as I recalled it later) came across Dead Bird Lead Creek. It lived on in my mind as one of the silliest names I’d ever heard. But over the decades I became slighly skeptical about my own memory.

Then, earlier this year, I was on another long road trip and came across none other than Dead Bird Lead Creek, exactly as I remembered.

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**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/13 "2022-09-03T14:00:48Z")

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> [@Author\_Balk](#):
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> Penile Baptist Church…

I bet they have an impressive steeple.

mmm

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/14 "2022-09-03T14:16:05Z")

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There’s the ever-popular intersection of This Way and That Way in Lake Jackson, TX

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/15 "2022-09-03T14:19:30Z")

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There’s Butt Hollow Road in Salem, VA. There used to be a sign for it where I-81 passes over it, but I assume it kept being stolen. It now just has the state route number.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/16 "2022-09-03T15:58:11Z")

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There was a relatively inoffensive Dyke Lane near my house growing up, but it must have offended someone, because it is was renamed to the definitely less offensive Dunn Lane now.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/17 "2022-09-03T16:51:02Z")

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> [@P-man](#):
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> but I assume it kept being stolen.

We have a ‘Stoner DR’. The signs are stolen all the time.

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/18 "2022-09-03T17:53:55Z")

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There’s a local guy who has a small welding shop in his garage. Its called Wet Spot Welding.

Its on Beaver Lane.

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**Post date:** [September 4, 2022, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/19 "2022-09-04T09:27:21Z")

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Speaking of beavers, there’s a sign on I-75 for Big Beaver road in SE Michigan: “Big Beaver: Exit 69”.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2022, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestive-road-names/970820/20 "2022-09-04T13:28:28Z")

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Ragged Ass Road, Yellowknife, Northwest Territories.

It has its own Wikipedia article:

> **[Ragged Ass Road (Yellowknife)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragged_Ass_Road_(street))**
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> Ragged Ass Road is a short unpaved residential street in the Old Town section of Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada. Its name started as a joke in 1970 by resident Lou Rocher, who owned much of the property along it at the time, and his friends. At the time the street had been known as "Privy Road" due to the large number of outhouses along it. When a difficult prospecting season yielded little income, convincing residents that they were "ragged ass broke", they decided that that should b...

I’ve walked it. The descriptions in the article are accurate.

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