# Suicidal Drinking Games

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 19, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121 "2004-03-19T01:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121/41 "2004-03-24T13:49:48Z")

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> [@Innanna](#):
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> Can we add in when he puts his hands on his hips as well? Because that will at least double the number of drinks 🙂

No! You have to drink every time he says “okay”!

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**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121/42 "2004-03-24T14:41:37Z")

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> [@roxx222](#):
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> No! You have to drink every time he says “okay”!

Okay. 😃

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121/43 "2004-03-24T15:46:52Z")

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_sigh_ Kids today. So convoluted in their drinking games. What y’all need is a good game of “U-Chug”. Here’s how it works:  
Everyone stands around with mugs of beer/shots. The first player points at another player and saus “You Chug”. That player does so, refills his mug, and then he points at another player and says “You Chug”. Repeat until everyone is unconsious. Elegant in it’s simplicity. 😃

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121/44 "2004-03-24T16:07:43Z")

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The _Monk_ drinking game: Drink everytime Monk gets scared of something.

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**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121/45 "2004-03-24T16:16:37Z")

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Monk: And/or when Sharona expresses annoyance.

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**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121/46 "2004-03-24T16:18:12Z")

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To paraphrase Lynn’s old sig. Someday I will remember to turn uncheck my signature. Today is not that day. Sorry guys.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121/47 "2004-03-24T19:59:56Z")

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Didn’t anybody play quarters? You start with a keg, and the plastic cups they give you. Everybody sits at the table and you try to bounce a quarter off the table into the cup. If you miss, you chug the beer.

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**Author:** ![Nekosoft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Nekosoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nekosoft)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121/48 "2004-03-24T21:13:57Z")

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The Pokémon drinking game is a bit similar to the OP’s:

Drink whenever a word begins with “Poké-”

The opening of the TV show kills two beers pretty easilly and then all the Pokéballs and Pokécenters and Poképaloozas and whatnot…

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**Author:** ![Empress\_Jolrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@Empress\_Jolrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Empress_Jolrael)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicidal-drinking-games/235121/49 "2004-03-24T21:15:57Z")

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**The Titanic Drinking Game**.

Drink whenever:

Cal is a bastard.  
Someone swears.  
Someone gets slapped. Drink twice if it’s Rose.  
Jack and Rose kiss.  
Rose changes her outfit.  
Molly Brown defends Jack or Rose.  
A person falls from the sinking ship into the water. Drink twice if a person falls and lands on the propellers on the way down.  
The Titanic is described as “unsinkable.” On second thought, chug.

That’s all I can think of at the moment. I do know that it could be much, much worse.

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