# Suicide **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 6, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451 "2014-07-06T01:08:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/1 "2014-07-06T01:08:03Z")
Hopefully, Suicide will suicide by mod. [Convince me the twerp’s not a troll.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17521833&postcount=86) [Looks like even one of the mods is leaning towards Suicide being a troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17522067&postcount=91). ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/2 "2014-07-06T01:12:18Z")
Well, he ain’t painless, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/3 "2014-07-06T01:19:10Z")
Well, _are_ you a communist? ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/4 "2014-07-06T01:33:31Z")
Perhaps the mods will pull some teeth, without using Novocain? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/5 "2014-07-06T01:40:45Z")
Troll friendly MB attracts trolls. News at 11. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/6 "2014-07-06T01:45:14Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Well, _are_ you a communist? **Giraffe** : I laughed long and hard over that twerp asking me that question. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/7 "2014-07-06T02:14:16Z")
“I’m a Communist. And so’s my wife!” Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/8 "2014-07-06T02:37:19Z")
Some of my favorite **Suicide** posts: > [@](#): > > So if children of Presidents get SS protection but grandchildren don’t, according to what you said, then if Hillary is elected you’ll have the situation of at Chelsea’s home, Chelsea get protected by SS but her husband and kid do not…so if an intruder breaks in, the SS will shield Chelsea but not the rest of her family? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17450242&postcount=10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17450242&postcount=10) > [@](#): > > would the secret service protect obama’s dog bo from attack by another dog? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17451974&postcount=14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17451974&postcount=14) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/9 "2014-07-06T02:49:19Z")
I’m the One True Communist. All the rest of you are posers. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/10 "2014-07-06T02:51:06Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Troll friendly MB attracts trolls. News at 11. Indeed-this place is like the all-you-can-eat buffet was for Mr. Creosote. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/11 "2014-07-06T03:18:30Z")
Being asked if you’re a communist? That’s nothing. So far this week, I’ve been asked if I’m black and if I’m Christian. Apparently I just don’t get what side I’m supposed to be on. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/12 "2014-07-06T03:19:45Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I’m the One True Communist. All the rest of you are posers. No! I’m the Spartacist! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/13 "2014-07-06T03:58:03Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Well, he ain’t painless, that’s for sure. Done in one. Well played, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/14 "2014-07-06T05:31:23Z")
Nobody ever asks me if I’m a Communist, Black, or Christian. ☹ I must be doing something wrong. Maybe Comrade Monty can give me some pointers. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/15 "2014-07-06T05:37:26Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Nobody ever asks me if I’m a Communist, Black, or Christian. ☹ > > I must be doing something wrong. Maybe Comrade Monty can give me some pointers. Are you a traveler, fellow? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/16 "2014-07-06T08:01:59Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Being asked if you’re a communist? That’s nothing. So far this week, I’ve been asked if I’m black and if I’m Christian. > > Apparently I just don’t get what side I’m supposed to be on. At least you get asked. Plenty of people seem to be fond of telling me that I’m not Christian. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/17 "2014-07-06T09:12:07Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > No! I’m the Spartacist! I wish I had thought of that. ---
**Author:** ![Bozuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@Bozuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bozuit)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/18 "2014-07-06T11:51:17Z")
Too soon. Nowhere near enough material. Lazy OP. 2/10 would not pit. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/19 "2014-07-06T12:33:43Z")
A specter is haunting Europe: the specter of **Monty** ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/20 "2014-07-06T13:33:10Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > At least you get asked. Plenty of people seem to be fond of telling me that I’m not Christian. To be fair, unless you are a Seventh Day Episcopalian Orthodox Reform, you’re not a Christian. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451.md?page=2)