# Suicide

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 6, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451 "2014-07-06T01:08:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/21 "2014-07-06T13:53:23Z")

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Of course he’s a troll. No one can be that brain dead in real life.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/22 "2014-07-06T14:06:03Z")

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I can take or leave it as I please

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/23 "2014-07-06T21:36:52Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> No one can be that brain dead in real life.

Humanity’s epitaph has been written.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2014, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/24 "2014-07-11T19:43:44Z")

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[And in the end, his username has turned out to be uncannily accurate.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17539275&postcount=55)

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/25 "2014-07-11T19:49:24Z")

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See, kids? That’s what happens when you mix all the soda flavors together.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/26 "2014-07-11T20:18:47Z")

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And **Honesty** is back from suspension. What’s the over/under on how long he will last?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide/692451/27 "2014-07-11T20:57:25Z")

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Since the subject of the thread has been banned and cannot respond, let’s close this.

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