Repulsion:
There once was a cute little honey
Who ignored her sister’s skinned bunny
Both the hare and some schlub
whom she’d dumped in the tub,
in the end, had begun to smell funny.
Where Eagles Dare
A film I loved as a boy
Had the lot - a total joy
Cable cars, foaming beer mugs
Rich Burton, Mary Ure’s jugs
Chocks away and Nazis ahoy!
Allegro non troppo
An animated army’s mass-moon
Comes after a faun’s afternoon;
There’s Bolero (Ravel),
Stravinsky as well,
And Sibelius, Vivaldi, and a really shitty ending.
Ok, I’m going to break the rules some…and go with a television show, since someone’s already done the movie I wanted and I can’t think of anything better.
In the world of the Slayer named Buffy
Things can’t be all cuddly and fluffy
Stakes through the heart
They’re shaped like a dart
And Giles just gets very huffy
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Joel’s an unhappy man who discovers
a place for dissatisfied lovers
where, for a nominal fee,
they can tweak memory –
though they hire some unethical buggers.
Blue
Nuanced and postmodern
The screen with blue sodden
Jarman’s last film
Nothing rhymes with film
At least it wasn’t auburn
Alien vs Predator
Both came from a far away place
To try and find the stronger race
What a film it could have been
But they made the huge queen
Die by the hand of a pussy face*
*Link to thread in which people discuss how the Predators face may resemble the female genetals. 
I suppose I should have put the link in. :smack:
A guy named Peter seemed nice
Though doomed to become Anti-Christ
The devil’s own stygian horde
Tried to save him, but seemed to get bored
So Maya put Peter on ice.
The Wizard of Oz
For brain, heart, guts, and a trip home
Some pilgrims to E.C. did roam
They murdered a witch
by simply splashing the bitch –
Just as in L. Frank Baum’s tome.
Nuts to you, Larry, I came in to do that one.
Young girl by tornado abused,
squashed a witch and made off with her shoes.
To the Wizard she ran
with Scarecrow and Tin Man,
and Lion, while West Witch pursues.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Two dudes were in danger of failin’.
Their future band plans were derailin’.
Flew through time with a phone,
And brought hist’ry back home.
Now all they need’s Eddie Van Halen.
The Ring
Watch this weird tape and amaze,
At creepy images that capture your gaze,
But please don’t be sloppy,
Or forget to copy,
Or you’ll die in seven short days!
It’s a Wonderful Life
Poor George wished to leave Bedford Falls,
So much he was climbing the walls.
He never got out
And was haunted by doubt,
‘Till he saw life with no George at all.
All the President’s Men
Some plumbers screwed up on the job
In the hotel that they tried to rob.
The story was tricky
But they nailed ol’ Dicky,
‘Cause Deep Throat kept meeting with Bob.
The Usual Suspects
He was scared to death of Keyser,
The mastermind without peer nor advisor.
“My friends all got popped,”
Was what he told the cop.
Then they released him – none the wiser.
The Passion of The Christ
There once was a young man named Jesus
who pissed off some old Jewish geezers
They chained him and flogged him
then scourged him and logged him
His body now flaps in the breezes
The Big Lebowsky
There once was a hippie named Dude
Mistaken for some crippled prude
A ransom plan faltered
when his buddy Walter
Switched cases and the tradeoff got screwed
Manos: The Hands of Fate
A creepy, big-thighed hireling said:
“Master likes you.” Is he out of his head?
It could hardly be worse
And it carries a curse.
The filmmakers are almost all dead
?
The Deer Hunter
First the world’s longest wedding
Then to Nam they are heading
Streep mourning fiancé lump in throatie
Bob handsome in beret and goatie
The horrors of war? No, the glories of bedding!
A great archaeological find,
But, Morbius, why were you so blind?
Crew (and comrades as well)
Were slain, like the Krell,
By beasts from the subconscious mind.
(You don’t really need a title for this one, do you? I mean, really??)