OK, you dumbocrats, you asked for this:
“A girl with a rich basso voice
Gave her male subordinate a choice
Satisfy my desire
Or you’ll feel my ire
How man and cigar did rejoice!”
Yes, but that’s not a movie.
Unless you’ve found the secret film valut at the Clinton presidential Library… 
White Noise
A widower tapes lots of static
They said that it’d be enigmatic
But it’s stupid as hell,
and boring as well–
Is this what they call cinematic?
Slacker
Austin residents seem a bit queer
Wanna buy a Madonna pap smear?
‘You know there are slaves on the moon?’
asks a talkative loon–
It’s all in the subtext, (and don’t forget beer.)
Joe hires White, Brown, Pink and Blue,
Blonde and Orange for a fast job to do
Then Orange gets popped
Brown tortures a cop
and they die in a bloody milieu
Reservoir Dogs
Kitchen Chronicles
Some stale sociologist Swedes
Want to study folks’ culinary needs.
One who’s kind of a chump
Meets a Norwegian grump,
And they put on some holiday feeds.
Kristy Swanson’s got fists and feet flying
Luke Perry’s over there —>, crying
Don Sutherland’s a ghost
Rutger Hauer is toast
And Paul Reubens ain’t finished dying.
A hacker, there was, named Neo,
who took the red pill and met Miss (virtual) Cleo.
Though his skillz were 1337,
And Agent Smith he beat,
His acting skillz still equal zero.
(The Matrix)
A stuck-up girl in the country
Prick-teases a man quite hunky
To sea off he pisses
And now him she misses
Of this film there is many a junkie.
Thymos and kudos to the first person who gets this one.
Charlie’s Angels
drew, cameron diaz, lucy,
were known as charlie’s angels three,
what a shock the boys got
after dylan was shot
and fell butt-naked out of their tree
Message in a Bottle?
Princess Bride?
BINGO!
The story, they say, is by Tolkien
But weed, sir director, you smokin’?
'Cause in all of tarnation,
It’s just bad animation
Ralph Baklshi, your brain, she is broken
You narrated it with such diction
And said that our prez we should quick shun
You lover of Cadbury
And stealer of Bradbury
And mixer of truth with such fiction