# Summarize a fantastical plot as mundanely as possible

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623 "2016-07-22T20:32:09Z")
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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/1 "2016-07-22T20:32:09Z")

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Jurassic Park: A new theme park runs into some technical difficulties.

Alien: A crew of truckers deal with a pest infestation.

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### Author: ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/2 "2016-07-22T20:33:57Z")

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LOTR: A short person walks a long way to destroy an magic ring.

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### Author: ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/3 "2016-07-22T20:39:05Z")

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_Avengers 2: Age of Ultron_: A security system does not work as expected.

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### Author: ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/4 "2016-07-22T20:44:02Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> LOTR: A short person walks a long way to destroy an magic ring.

How to dispose of unwanted jewelery.

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/5 "2016-07-22T20:46:56Z")

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King Kong: A clumsy country boy succumbs to the wiles of a sassy blonde and makes a large impact on the Big Apple.

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### Author: ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/6 "2016-07-22T20:47:50Z")

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**Ender’s Game** : Kids playing video games

**Harry Potter** : Children in boarding school

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### Author: ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/7 "2016-07-22T20:49:20Z")

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This is more fun if people have to guess the movie, but oh well…

2001: A space mission encounters computer difficulties and has to reboot while exploring the moons of Jupiter.

Gremlins: A child fails to pay attention to the care and feeding instructions for their pet and its offspring die.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Today on How It’s Made: Candy.

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### Author: ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/8 "2016-07-22T20:49:44Z")

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[Worth a look.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=618090) (I’m the one pointing out that Steve Rogers is really just a troubled young man who takes some steroids and attacks some foreigners.)

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### Author: ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/9 "2016-07-22T21:00:35Z")

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**The Martian** : Man grows potatoes while waiting for his co-workers to return.

**The Wizard of Oz** : Girl gets caught in a tornado, has to walk a long way back home.

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### Author: ![Dante\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dante\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante_G)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/10 "2016-07-22T21:07:43Z")

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A popular teen is chased across the city with his friends by a merciless red headed authority figure.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/11 "2016-07-22T21:12:14Z")

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**Deadpool** : Man tries experimental cancer treatment.

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/12 "2016-07-22T21:21:54Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> This is more fun if people have to guess the movie, but oh well…

Sure, you can do it that way. Whichever is funnier.

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### Author: ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/13 "2016-07-22T21:52:44Z")

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Apollo 13: Government employees fail to complete their project on schedule due to wiring issues

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### Author: ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/14 "2016-07-22T22:03:40Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> **The Martian** :  
> **The Wizard of Oz** : Girl gets caught in a tornado, has to walk a long way back home.

That’s way over the top. How about:  
“girl gets caught in bad weather, has to walk a long way back home”

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### Author: ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/15 "2016-07-22T22:14:38Z")

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Guy on long flight has weird dreams.

_Inception_

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### Author: ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/16 "2016-07-22T22:17:45Z")

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A crate in Tosche Station sits unclaimed.

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### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/17 "2016-07-22T22:20:42Z")

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> [@Dale\_Sams](#):
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> A crate in Tosche Station sits unclaimed.

Star Wars.

Former cheerleader goes unpunished by parents for breaking curfew.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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### Author: ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/18 "2016-07-22T22:44:46Z")

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Political rivals disagree.

A Song of Ice and Fire

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### Author: ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/19 "2016-07-22T22:59:09Z")

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World War I soldier adopts new clothing choice, and makes new friends.

_Lawrence of Arabia_

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### Author: ![oara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b77776/32.png) [@oara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oara)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2016, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/20 "2016-07-22T23:04:56Z")

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There must be some good mundane summaries that fit very different works. Unfortunately my knowledge isn’t nearly encyclopedic enough to offer some.

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