# Summarize a fantastical plot as mundanely as possible

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623 "2016-07-22T20:32:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/41 "2016-07-25T22:01:41Z")

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Poor girl falls asleep and dreams about getting new shoes.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/42 "2016-07-25T22:04:17Z")

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Religious cult member turns against founder, both die

Jesus Christ Superstar

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/43 "2016-07-25T23:21:37Z")

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Don’t know how to do the spoiler thing, so -

A break-in is reported…_All the President’s Men_

Whacko military general who fears torture…_Dr. Strangelove_

An inconvenient bug spreads…_28 Days_

A doltish gardener stays at an industrialist’s mansion…_Being There_

A recidivist is programmed to do good…_A Clockwork Orange_

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/44 "2016-07-26T01:13:17Z")

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Four guys go on a canoe trip.

Deliverance

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/45 "2016-07-26T01:23:36Z")

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A new acquaintance helps a couple in love solve their communication issues

Ladyhawke

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/46 "2016-07-26T01:54:45Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> Several families work through business disputes.
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> _The Godfather_

Young, up and coming entrepreneur faces resistance from established business concerns.

Godfather II

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/47 "2016-07-26T03:00:52Z")

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A young widow struggles to keep her home

Gone With the Wind

A struggling nation turns to new leadership

Duck Soup

Teenagers’ midnight swim party gets the authorities involved

Jaws

Single mother seeks help for her out of control daughter

The Exorcist

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**Author:** ![TheInimitableMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@TheInimitableMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheInimitableMaven)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/48 "2016-07-26T03:10:41Z")

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A band reunites.

The Blues Brothers

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/49 "2016-07-26T03:40:43Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> A man discovers his feminine side
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> All of Me

I thought

Tootsie

or

Mrs. Doubtfire

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/50 "2016-07-26T13:17:27Z")

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The US President visits New York City

Escape from New York

A tale of homeless people living in the park

Hair

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/51 "2016-07-26T14:36:03Z")

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Four men try to get rid of a magic ring…Help!

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/52 "2016-07-26T14:37:14Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> Teenagers’ midnight swim party gets the authorities involved
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> Jaws

Or, three men go fishing.

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/53 "2016-07-26T15:03:07Z")

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A factory stays in business

Schindler’s List

Businesswoman has trouble with a dissatisfied customer

Unforgiven

Man teaches neighbour DIY skills

Gran Torino

Town stays cold longer than expected

Groundhog Day

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/54 "2016-07-26T15:19:09Z")

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> Don’t know how to do the spoiler thing

If you ever see an effect or whatnot in a post that you don’t know how to do, just click “quote” and you’ll see the tags used to generate it in the quoted text. In this case, it’s just the [noparse][/noparse] and [noparse][/noparse] tags. (And being able to type [noparse][/noparse] and [noparse][/noparse] as plain text and not being interpreted as vBulletin code requires its own tags, which you can discover using my tip above.)

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/55 "2016-07-26T23:00:39Z")

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Thirty-something Jewish guy leaves for the weekend, back on Sunday.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/56 "2016-07-26T23:04:15Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> If you ever see an effect or whatnot in a post that you don’t know how to do, just click “quote” and you’ll see the tags used to generate it in the quoted text. In this case, it’s just the [noparse][/noparse] and [noparse][/noparse] tags. (And being able to type [noparse][/noparse] and [noparse][/noparse] as plain text and not being interpreted as vBulletin code requires its own tags, which you can discover using my tip above.)

I gave it try, and this happened

[noparse][/noparse]name of film[noparse][/noparse]

I’m not really good at this shit

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/57 "2016-07-26T23:34:25Z")

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Penis ensues

The Crying Game

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**Author:** ![Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waltzes_with_Cacti)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/58 "2016-07-27T01:51:47Z")

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A ghost and a prince meet and everyone ends as mincemeat.

I can’t take credit for this; it’s a line from the song “That’s Entertainment” by Schwartz and Dietz.

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**Author:** ![jsquire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@jsquire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsquire)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/59 "2016-07-27T02:05:02Z")

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Man tries to find box before others do. (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summarize-a-fantastical-plot-as-mundanely-as-possible/760623/60 "2016-07-27T02:33:12Z")

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People face challenges

every movie/book/show ever

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