# SUMMER MASTER LIST (newbie intros)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751 "2000-08-09T21:23:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/21 "2000-08-10T03:34:15Z")

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**I still have the original wrapping and that new car smell.**

BTW, the posters here are clearly the most intelligient, erudite, humorous, introspective, caring, opinionated and provocative collection of people I’ve ever been associated with…there’s been hugs and snipes, tears and laughter, people reaching out and people responding, people bitching and ranting and taunting…and through it all, a generally comforting feeling of **family**. I’ve read some of the most thought-provoking, well written, and hilarious words here and it is my utmost hope that, in some small way, I can add to and inspire in the same manner.  
My hat’s off to the good ones here (and you know who you are!)

🙂

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**Author:** ![Mauve\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@Mauve\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauve_Dog)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/22 "2000-08-10T03:47:01Z")

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I may appear to be registered in April, but my post count is well under 500, so, hey! I’m a newbie! Which, I guess, is better than being an FNG, eh? 😛

So, a big Howdy to all, and to all a big Howdy!!

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**Author:** ![Emilee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cab0a1/32.png) [@Emilee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emilee)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/23 "2000-08-10T04:01:21Z")

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I’ve been a lurker forever, but I’ve just recently decided to come out of my shell. Hi everyone!  
~Emilee

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**Author:** ![LCB032](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@LCB032](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LCB032)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/24 "2000-08-10T04:07:30Z")

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Hi. I’m usually pretty shy and quiet until I make a few friends, so what better way to meet everyone?

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Vega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9adbd/32.png) [@Lord\_Vega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Vega)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/25 "2000-08-10T04:16:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mr Mxyzptlk \*  
> \*\*Bonus 5000 doper points if you know where my name comes from. \*\*

IIRC, the Superman comic books, from DC comics, prolly circa 1960ish. Egads, it’s been a loooong time since I heard that name.

BTW, I’m a newbie also. HI!

V.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/26 "2000-08-10T04:16:33Z")

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I’m a newbie, mostly definitely!  
Hi, I’m Nocturne, better known as Katya! I reeealllly like music, it’s where I got my name. My other two great loves are writing and acting. Dancing and soccer are up pretty high, too. I’m either extremely quiet and shy or extremely hyper and loud. I get depressed easily. I’m a Christian. I read a lot. I’m about to be a senior in high school. Anything else you need/want to know?

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**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/27 "2000-08-10T04:17:34Z")

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Well, hello there.  
Guess I’m still pretty new to these here parts.  
Pleased to make your aquaintance.

brian

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**Author:** ![LocalLoop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@LocalLoop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LocalLoop)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/28 "2000-08-10T04:27:51Z")

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Still got that newbie shine on me. The tarnish will come, oh yes…

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/29 "2000-08-10T04:29:08Z")

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I’m new. Been here less than a week.

I’m andygirl (lowercase because I feel like it, not because I’m trying to channel e.e. cummings.)

I’m 18, going to college in a little less than a month, lesbian, native to the flat, chicken-laden beaches of Delaware, working three jobs, and wanting to be a writer.

Oh, and I have poofy hair.

andygirl

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**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/30 "2000-08-10T04:48:49Z")

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What’s really sad is alot of you newbies have higher post counts than me.It feels like I’ve been here for ever.I just don’t get around to posting too often even though I’m always visiting.

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**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/31 "2000-08-10T05:08:54Z")

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Hi! I’m Jenn. Still a newbie even though I have been around for a couple of months.

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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/32 "2000-08-10T05:24:47Z")

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I checked in on the other thread before, but might as well check in here too (my post count could use all the help it can get).

Hi all.

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**Author:** ![Sands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@Sands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sands)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/33 "2000-08-10T05:40:17Z")

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😃 hi…i’m new too. i’m marilyn. my posts will increase…slowly but surely… 😃

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**Author:** ![Mauve\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@Mauve\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauve_Dog)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/34 "2000-08-10T07:10:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mauve Dog \*  
> \*\*I may appear to be registered in April, but my post count is well under 500, so, hey! I’m a newbie! Which, I guess, is better than being an FNG, eh? 😛
> 
> So, a big Howdy to all, and to all a big Howdy!!
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> \*\*

I just noticed that a sentence I had thought I had typed disappeared… What I meant to say is, “I may appear to be registered in April, but I did not actually start posting until July, and my post count…”

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/35 "2000-08-10T08:12:29Z")

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I’m still a newbie.  
But I hit 200 with my next post,  
is that to early for a post-party?🙂  
Maybe I should wait to 500…

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/36 "2000-08-10T09:09:24Z")

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> **Registration date:** Anything from June of this year on  
> **Post count:** Definitely under 1,000. Preferably under 500.  
> **Under 100?** _Fresh meat! Come on by and introduce yourself!!!_

yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I fit the bill. Someday I won’t be, but at the rate I post, it could take a couple of years. 😛  
Anyway- it’s 5AM and time for ME to go to work. Nice to meet y’all.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/37 "2000-08-10T10:04:00Z")

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Not a newbie, but just wanted to say hi to you all who are. 🙂

::thinks giddily:: I’m not a newbie anymore! I’m not a newbie anymore!

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/38 "2000-08-10T11:33:38Z")

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I’m still fairly new; almost makes me feel young again.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/39 "2000-08-10T11:43:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mr Mxyzptlk \*  
> \*\* Bonus 5000 doper points if you know where my name comes from. \*\*

Ever since I have seen your name it has been haunting me of why it is familiar?

Is it from an old kids program?  
Ever been in a turkish prison?

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**Author:** ![shorin-ryu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shorin-ryu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shorin-ryu)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summer-master-list-newbie-intros/28751/40 "2000-08-10T12:04:58Z")

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Yep, I’m new. This seems to be a cool place, and I’m sure my shyness will wear off eventually.

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