# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/1 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")
\*\*America’s Got Talent is baaaaaaaack! Frying the Perfect Egg. \*\* What talent! \*\*Things that make you go Hmm: Hotel Bathroom division She’s alive, dammit! It’s a miracle! \*\* The Shining, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2016, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/2 "2016-06-01T18:03:15Z")
\*\*I refuse major label beers Drinking Himself to Death \*\* At least he’s doing it with class. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2016, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/3 "2016-06-01T18:04:21Z")
\*\*Gorilla shot to save young boy Human beings are worth more than Gorillas \*\* Resolved, thread closed. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/4 "2016-06-02T13:30:23Z")
\*\* You know when parents kick a kid out of the car, start to drive off, then turn back? That time I was stuck in traffic \*\* But Officer it was my kid’s fault. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2016, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/5 "2016-06-02T15:11:35Z")
**Deployed American soldier’s language training Tigers, Lions and Bears Oh My** U.S. Marine chants aren’t what they used to be. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/6 "2016-06-02T16:30:29Z")
**Your Weird Little Habits I refuse major label beers** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/7 "2016-06-03T02:12:53Z")
**The 01011th Binary Summer Shotglass Exchange! Drinking Himself to Death** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/8 "2016-06-03T14:30:19Z")
**Iphone Apps In “Photography” Bubble My daughter is getting bitten at night! Help!** **USB Thumb Drive “Player” for the Home? What’s biting me?** **Outrage over receipt checking!? Are these bug bites? Any way to tell?** Ed Zotti announces that IMHO and GQ are being shut down for the summer because some goddamn things keep biting. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/9 "2016-06-03T21:08:05Z")
\*\*What did 11-year-old girls want for Christmas in 2000? Is this a disease and if so, can you name it? \*\* I just hope it wasn’t chlamydia. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/10 "2016-06-03T22:18:06Z")
**San Francisco Dopers-Free Soylent! Taco Bell donations** Taco Bell is adding soup to their menu. Humanudo. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/11 "2016-06-04T14:51:38Z")
**Your Weird Little Habits Time travel without leaving home** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/12 "2016-06-04T15:46:35Z")
\*\* Council of Islamic Ideology on when to beat your wife I pit my religious upbringing for the sexual damage it’s caused \*\* Sadism, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/13 "2016-06-04T16:47:20Z")
\*\*Dialogue I’d like to hear on a police procedural show Do you own an oyster knife? Do you use it? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/14 "2016-06-04T17:17:59Z")
**X-men ad violence against women? Rude spouse** Remember: beating up your spouse is rude. Don’t be like Mr. Bungle. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/15 "2016-06-04T17:23:01Z")
\*\*What have you been mistaken for? Rude spouse Am I a jerk? \*\* Being a rude spouse makes you a jerk. So does mistaking someone for one. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/16 "2016-06-04T18:01:52Z")
**A Musical Hell Of Your Own Devising That time I was stuck in traffic** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/17 "2016-06-04T19:44:53Z")
\*\* 2000 year old writing tablets found preserved in London mud. Time travel without leaving home\*\* Yes, but boooring. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/18 "2016-06-04T21:37:53Z")
\*\*What did 11-year-old girls want for Christmas in 2000? Shoulder pain diagnosis? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/19 "2016-06-05T02:58:05Z")
**What have you been mistaken for? A really cool birthday gift for a 2-year-old boy** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/20 "2016-06-05T14:55:44Z")
**Ancestry DNA answers long pondered question… What to to with VHS tapes?** “And to my beloved grandson, I bequeath my collection of 2,738 VHS tapes.” “Nooooooo!!!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=2)