# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/181 "2016-07-11T23:20:10Z")
\*\*What if you don’t like your stepchild? Random, dismembered limbs \*\* :eek: I say again: :eek: Once more for emphasis: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/182 "2016-07-12T07:35:56Z")
**Would you use a Lamborghini to run errands?** **Professional people: would you take a job as a chauffeeur [sic] for a 50% bump in pay?** Let me get this straight. My job would be to to drive a lamborghini for a 50% increase in pay? I believe I might. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/183 "2016-07-12T12:23:24Z")
\*\* Thinking of installing a solar system Time to see Dr. Poopersnooper\*\* “Hello, InventHelp? I’ve developed a revolutionary solar-powered colonoscopy, and I need…hello?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/184 "2016-07-12T12:58:05Z")
**What actor does this British actress remind me of? In which I meet Willem Dafoe** Was (s)he selling snickers? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/185 "2016-07-12T14:51:51Z")
\*\* The ‘house smell’ Scratching your crotch\*\* Thanks, but I’ll be staying at Motel 6. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/186 "2016-07-12T19:18:18Z")
\*\*Whoops! Plane lands at wrong airport. This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/187 "2016-07-12T21:05:52Z")
\*\*Would you let your friend do this degrading, deperate deed? Poll: Do You Text? \*\* Not a fan of modern life, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/188 "2016-07-13T05:26:48Z")
\*\*Whoops! Plane lands at wrong airport. God Wasn’t Her Co-Pilot \*\* That clearly explains it. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/189 "2016-07-13T16:57:45Z")
**Things that make you feel old D.B.Cooper.** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/190 "2016-07-13T21:19:09Z")
**Just heard on the news: “A matador was fatally killed…” So long D.B.Cooper.** No wonder we never found him. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/191 "2016-07-14T03:41:09Z")
\*\*Favourite interviewees/talk show guests, and why Why Scooby-Doo? \*\* When he’s not in character, he’s actually charming, funny and a snappy dresser. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/192 "2016-07-14T13:16:08Z")
\*\* Weird Earls–Weirder Basement Scratching your crotch\*\* Never a dull moment at Weird Earl’s. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/193 "2016-07-14T20:55:08Z")
**The Vanishing Women Amazing Dog Feats!** She was here a minute ago. And why is Bandit burping? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/194 "2016-07-15T02:14:09Z")
**What was your first memory in life? Woman hires Cat sitter and more than the cat gets stroked.** That sounds traumatic. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/195 "2016-07-15T02:40:12Z")
**A Tick! Slang terms for a very small unit of measurement** Wow, that’s tiny. How long is it? Oh, just a couple of ticks long. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/196 "2016-07-15T10:59:28Z")
\*\*What was your first memory in life? Going to Tahiti! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/197 "2016-07-15T13:49:03Z")
\*\*Strangest thing you discovered when you moved in your place? A Tick! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/198 "2016-07-15T19:07:57Z")
\*\*Which Species Has The Largest Penis? What did folks think about apes before Darwin? \*\* They _thought_ apes were the largest, until they saw Darwin. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/199 "2016-07-15T19:52:14Z")
**I think I may have just rewatched a racist ST:NG episode. Other than Hitler, name a figure associated with WWII** **How would people know you’ve been replaced by an impostor? I just cancelled Netflix after 9 years** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/200 "2016-07-16T04:38:46Z")
**How did ancient humans deal with baby poop? Coin flips, biased coins, and confidence** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=11)