# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2016, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/201 "2016-07-16T15:27:43Z")
\*\* Are West Coast people different than East Coast people? So, tell me about Northwest Arkansas\*\* They’re hip, and I really dig those styles they wear. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/202 "2016-07-16T17:10:08Z")
\*\*Which Species Has The Largest Penis? Worst TV show ever? \*\* Science program or quiz show? “I’ll take Aquatic Schlongs for 400, Alex.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2016, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/203 "2016-07-16T18:11:23Z")
**I got a Ukulele! Now what? The Doors on Ed Sullivan?** Even if you could get what’s left of the group back together, “Light My Fire” would never be the same. ☹ **French grammar question Shockwave Flash has crashed!** Apparently it’s “Shockwave Flash a cessé de fonctionner!” or “Shockwave Flash a planté!”, but either way, shouldn’t there be a “tu” in there somewhere? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2016, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/204 "2016-07-16T19:28:45Z")
**Weird/bizarre artists. The Doors on Ed Sullivan?** There probably were people who thought so at the time. **I got a Ukulele! Now what? Does anybody find circus clowns funny?** The French would probably love a ukulele playing circus clown. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/205 "2016-07-17T01:17:30Z")
\*\* Girlfriend goes to Cuba with her ex boyfriend What are your worst fashion choices?\*\* [This](http://www.cafepress.com/mf/11455387/dead-commies-fidel-castro-ash-grey_tshirt?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=pla-google&utm_campaign=174888250-d-c&utm_content=13879572490-adid-41218975210&utm_term=pla-73027143490-pid-50116020&productId=50116020) has to be in the top ten. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/206 "2016-07-17T13:41:42Z")
\*\*Are gorillas using sign language really communicating with humans? The Republican national Convention \*\* That explains the signs all over the place. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/207 "2016-07-17T21:14:27Z")
\*\* Anyone get an an enema lately? Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/208 "2016-07-18T02:17:30Z")
Courtesy of New Threads (too good not to share): \*\* I had a first date last night and have a question Is it safe for pornstars to prolapse their buttholes? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/209 "2016-07-18T12:43:23Z")
**I had a first date last night and have a question Anyone get an an enema lately?** And I can’t even get a good-night kiss. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/210 "2016-07-18T14:02:22Z")
\*\*If mankind became immortal Gendered Words \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/211 "2016-07-18T15:03:47Z")
**At what point am I legally responsible for feral animals on my property? Does food cook more quickly with a lid on the pan?** [Couldn’t hurt.](http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/6138489824_d92ba44669_z.jpg?w=560&h=667) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/212 "2016-07-18T18:42:19Z")
\*\*In what subjects is your ignorance profound? I had a first date last night and have a question \*\* The answer is: No, don’t send that dick pic. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/213 "2016-07-18T20:18:29Z")
\*\*In what subjects is your ignorance profound? what should I do while I’m in Asheville? You’ve lived here your entire life and don’t know where anything is? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/214 "2016-07-19T00:21:50Z")
\*\*I had a first date last night and have a question Gender Designation Change Request One shot at dinner Anton Yelchin dead at 27 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/215 "2016-07-19T15:26:21Z")
\*\*Explain someone else’s user name, please! aahopr deit \*\* aahopr deit is a latin phrase meaning “The God Brewed Beer”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/216 "2016-07-19T18:18:26Z")
\*\* How did ancient humans deal with baby poop? A question about full immersion baptism.\*\* I ain’t a-joinin’ that sect, nuh-uh. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/217 "2016-07-19T18:19:22Z")
**In what subjects is your ignorance profound? Nomenclature of long-legged bugs** “Ooh, look, it’s one of those sonny long-arms!” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/218 "2016-07-19T19:19:26Z")
**Possible Norovirus Outbreak at RNC Things You Should NEVER Google** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/219 "2016-07-19T23:31:03Z")
**Where did early car drivers get their fuel? Restaurants and Restrooms** “Yessir, anytime I needed a fill I just stopped off at Myrtle’s Diner for some used cooking oil and the overflow from their septic tank. Had to drive with the windows down but since we didn’t have no windows it didn’t matter.” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/220 "2016-07-20T01:25:33Z")
\*\*So my wife gets dressed to the nines each Friday night, goes out but doesn’t tell me where she goes Girlfriend goes to Cuba with her ex boyfriend You learn something new every day. Here’s my contribution. \*\* So you finally figured it out? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=12)