# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/221 "2016-07-20T09:17:34Z")
\*\*I had a first date last night and have a question Why do old men like lawns? \*\* Yes, I go on some weird dates sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/222 "2016-07-20T16:31:51Z")
**Some interesting things I have seen while travelling Alligator drags away 2-year-old boy in Florida** ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/223 "2016-07-20T22:24:58Z")
**What word or words would you like to hear in more common usage? Potbellies & Middle-aged/Older Men** Seems those are pretty common already. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/224 "2016-07-20T22:54:51Z")
\*\*Supposedly common dog names that really aren’t aahopr deit \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/225 "2016-07-21T02:15:27Z")
\*\* I had a first date last night and have a question Do Crows = Death? and Step Dad dying.\*\* Crows are not a good sign - but when vultures start circling over your relationship, it’s time to move on. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/226 "2016-07-21T02:56:28Z")
**I had a first date last night and have a question Is a fetus ever awake?** Well, not _that_ soon… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/227 "2016-07-21T22:25:01Z")
\*\*Strangest thing you discovered when you moved in your place? Landlord shit. Cue anxiety and/or panic attack \*\* He really should have cleaned that up. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/228 "2016-07-21T23:59:49Z")
\*\* How early is too early to mow your lawn? What do you make of this bizarre comment/compliment?\*\* Well, maybe he really _does_ want to mow your lawn. Ask him if Brush-B-Gon is a good solution for unwanted woody sprouts. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/229 "2016-07-22T01:37:24Z")
\*\*Doctors, Physicists, would this murder method actually work? Suppose the astronauts had died on the moon … fuel line, lawn mower, stop me from doing something stupid \*\* Just what the hell are you planning? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/230 "2016-07-22T02:38:57Z")
\*\*Things you should never Google Sangria\*\* People shouldn’t see how their laws, sausages, and Sangria are made. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/231 "2016-07-22T13:49:36Z")
\*\*Things You Should NEVER Google Are Roundabouts Becoming More Common in USA? \*\* Apparently “roundabout” has acquired a new and very different meaning these days. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/232 "2016-07-22T21:14:32Z")
**You learn something new every day. Here’s my contribution. THC found in Colorado water supply!** ♬ _Rocky Mountain High In Colorado…_ ♬ Far out! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/233 "2016-07-23T12:39:38Z")
\*\*30 and Unemployable; Where happens to them now? Uber is about the best 2nd job I can imagine \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/234 "2016-07-23T17:29:28Z")
\*\*Who will be our next president? (note: who will be, not who you would like it to be) Another “Why does my cat do this?” Thread \*\* I, for one, welcome our new feline overlord. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/235 "2016-07-23T17:44:25Z")
**Why on earth would anyone eat these? Quick vegetarian recipes** Cause they are quick. And good. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/236 "2016-07-23T18:51:06Z")
\*\*Another “Why does my cat do this?” Thread Waiting in line at Disney World \*\* He wants to go in and chase Mickey Mouse? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/237 "2016-07-24T05:20:05Z")
**Utterly bored and looking for inpiration/entertainment. Why do old men like lawns?** Maybe you should start a lawn. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/238 "2016-07-24T16:49:28Z")
**You learn something new every day. Here’s my contribution. Not sure if I’m possessed by satan** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/239 "2016-07-24T17:40:38Z")
**Not sure if I’m possessed by satan Leslie Van Houten recommended for parole** If only she’d been sure…☹ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/240 "2016-07-24T22:25:30Z")
\*\*30 and Unemployable; What happens to them now? Waiting in line at Disney World \*\* Forever and ever. Or at least until they starve to death. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=13)