# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/241 "2016-07-25T13:35:08Z")
**How you pursued a hobby that you ended up disliking? Disposing of the body** So what is your hobby? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/242 "2016-07-25T13:56:24Z")
**Disposing of the body Waiting in line at Disney World** Dying in line at Disney World **A question about full immersion baptism. Could a shark live on pastrami only?** You’re baptizing pastrami? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/243 "2016-07-26T12:04:11Z")
\*\* I am very afraid Getting rid of the body\*\* No need to get all worked up! Just call Dispose-A-Body, and our 24-hour service will take that decaying corpse off your hands. Not available in Montana. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/244 "2016-07-26T13:30:38Z")
**Best option for a finished basement flooring? Disposing of the body** Under it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/245 "2016-07-26T13:43:21Z")
\*\* The STUPIDEST Reason to Want Your Pet Euthanized! It’s always a fucking Pit Bull\*\* I tried to get it to change into a nice, soft fluffy kitten, but no,so kill it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/246 "2016-07-26T17:47:48Z")
\*\* How could the US government “shut down the internet”? Pocket knives with corkscrew?\*\* Yeah, all some civil servant has to do is press the little recessed button and presto, the whole Internet resets, and you can’t log back in unless you know the password. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/247 "2016-07-26T17:50:44Z")
\*\* Won’t you take me to Monkey Town… Serious questions about the smell of human poop\*\* The Rio Olympic Village sounds like a fun place. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/248 "2016-07-26T18:08:53Z")
**The most valuable memer of your post-apocalyptic refuge has a huge hidden drawback. “She’s your daughter. Not your date” anti-incest billboards OK?** The billboards were over the top. You could have just told me. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/249 "2016-07-26T18:46:12Z")
**Unpopular opinions Practicle Advice** Nobody ever likes getting praticle advice. It makes them (sic). ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/250 "2016-07-26T21:57:17Z")
\*\*Countdown to Win10 free conversion deadline I am very afraid \*\* We all are, buddy. We all are. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/251 "2016-07-26T23:08:36Z")
**Disposing of the body When guy mentions his girlfriend or wife in the conversation …?** …it’s time to change the subject. Hey, how about them Cubs? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/252 "2016-07-27T02:17:04Z")
**Alligator drags away 2-year-old boy in Florida Parents who buried their kids** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/253 "2016-07-27T04:10:15Z")
\*\*When guy mentions his girlfriend or wife in the conversation …? “She’s your daughter. Not your date” anti-incest billboards OK? \*\* Whatever it takes to get the message through to him. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/254 "2016-07-27T12:14:01Z")
**Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy This doesn’t sound like mild autism to me** Whatever it is, it’s not “mild”. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/255 "2016-07-27T14:51:39Z")
\*\*“She’s your daughter. Not your date” anti-incest billboards OK? Waiting in line at Disney World \*\* Seems like a sensible place to put them up. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/256 "2016-07-27T15:31:38Z")
\*\* Real world value of a PhD Waiting in line at Disney World\*\* “But I have a doctorate in medieval literature!” “Sorry, bub.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/257 "2016-07-28T02:25:01Z")
\*\*The most valuable memer of your post-apocalyptic refuge has a huge hidden drawback. Are You A Shy Pooer? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/258 "2016-07-28T09:22:51Z")
**Innocent moments that look bad Colorado Proposition 69** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/259 "2016-07-28T12:21:37Z")
\*\* 15 yo asks about the Beatles, what songs to suggest? I like Corelle® plates\*\* …and I cannot lie" Yeah, that one rocks. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/260 "2016-07-28T13:06:17Z")
\*\*Waiting in line at Disney World Are You A Shy Pooer? \*\* Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go, you know? And I’ve been waiting in line for hours, so I’m not about to give up my place and go to the back. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=14)