# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/281 "2016-08-01T02:58:40Z")
**If we were all shapeshifters like Mystique, or made of magical T-1000-style liquid metal… Is consent sufficient for sexual activity to be ethical?** Clearly not. “Why of course I’d like to have sex with you, [Person I Know]…Wait! You’re not [Person I Know]! You’re a dirty filthy shape-shifting imposter!” (Marriage vows would have to include Secret Codewords the spouses would whisper in each others ears, which would need to be repeated before any sexual encounter. “Hey, honey, the kids are staying with a friend tonight, and my authentication code is Bravo Victor Zero Niner Alfa Tango Alfa…”) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/282 "2016-08-01T15:12:05Z")
**Innocent moments that look bad After School Satan Clubs** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/283 "2016-08-01T16:00:01Z")
\*\* Cheap purchases that exceed your expectations After School Satan Clubs\*\* Yeah, franchises are going like hotcakes. And just wait until my Zombie Charter School concept gets off the ground. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/284 "2016-08-01T20:19:20Z")
\*\*What if Gollum survived the destruction of the ring Dear Og, yet another unnecessary remake\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/285 "2016-08-01T23:01:39Z")
\*\*Funniest opinion you have heard about yourself? I need to take a chill pill \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/286 "2016-08-02T06:07:17Z")
**A time traveller couldn’t win the lottery, right? Help me blow 300 bucks** Sure thing. With $300 you’re bound to win something Mr. Time Traveler. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/287 "2016-08-02T13:30:53Z")
**Stuff you’ve lost and never found Things are there, then they aren’t, then they are** and then they aren’t and then they are, and then they aren’t… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/288 "2016-08-02T22:34:03Z")
**What is your longest/shortest sex session Literally means figuratively Help me blow 300 bucks** I am going to literally blow this 300 bucks on a five hour blow job! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/289 "2016-08-03T13:09:04Z")
\*\* Don’t tell anybody. A Big Secret MMP Free Police Interrogation Advice… \*\* Works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/290 "2016-08-03T14:24:26Z")
The Most Interesting Man in the World? The final Skald the Rhymer thread.\*\* Skald is interesting, isn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/291 "2016-08-03T16:26:25Z")
**What happens if a political party nominee dies before the election? Can You Stop an Unstable/Dangerous Person from Buying a Gun?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/292 "2016-08-03T19:57:36Z")
\*\* What criteria must a person meet for you to consider them rich? When things don’t go your way\*\* Down with the 50%! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/293 "2016-08-04T05:01:43Z")
**I had a first date last night and have a question Redesign the Human Body** That bad, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/294 "2016-08-04T05:53:01Z")
**What is the purpose of nuclear weapons? Is Fox News really all that bad?** Not at the moment, but eventually we will have to nuke them from orbit. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/295 "2016-08-04T10:03:52Z")
\*\*The Voyager probes and Pluto: What if. . . . Is it safe for pornstars to prolapse their buttholes? \*\* Hehe, hehe, he said “probes”… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/296 "2016-08-04T12:13:05Z")
\*\* I had a first date last night and have a question If Trump built a wall how hard would it actually be to climb over \*\* So, getting lots of dates at [meetmexicancutiesindelrio.com](http://meetmexicancutiesindelrio.com)? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/297 "2016-08-04T12:20:00Z")
\*\* NPR’s elitism is annoying me today Head Transplants\*\* Donald Trump’s head transplanted onto Nina Totenberg’s body hardly seems like the answer. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/298 "2016-08-04T12:43:11Z")
\*\* Stranger Things Grownup SpaghettiOs I had a first date last night and have a question If Trump built a wall how hard would it actually be to climb over \*\* Sounds like a _really_ bad first date. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/299 "2016-08-04T15:33:05Z")
- Question from a newbie: are these contiguous heads (at one time) from one forum at a time? \* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/300 "2016-08-04T16:35:13Z")
\*\* OK, What’s The Truth on JK Rowling’s Success? Stranger Things \*\* But not many… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=16)