# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/361 "2016-08-19T10:51:46Z")
\*\*Things are there, then they aren’t, then they are To whoever misplaced three 747’s, please claim them at the KLIA lost and found counter \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/362 "2016-08-19T19:37:09Z")
\*\* Bunions-a baby bunion maybe? Helping a 10-week-old infant (and parents) sleep at night\*\* Not sure if giving the baby bunions will make for a restful night, but I guess you could give it a whirl. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/363 "2016-08-19T20:29:01Z")
\*\* Breasts are just for feeding babies? How do men carry their glasses around?\*\* Well, you can balance them on your…ah, never mind. :o ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/364 "2016-08-20T18:37:34Z")
\*\*Wassa matta for me? Hey, wassa matta for you? Mr. Carlin (Jack Riley) has died \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/365 "2016-08-20T19:34:35Z")
\*\*Thanks for the bacon and steak, dad. Here. I brought you a mouse. One of those “die happy” experiences… \*\* Good kitty! I’m so proud. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/366 "2016-08-20T20:22:49Z")
**Traveling to Italy- what do I need to know? Breasts are just for feeding babies?** Yes, the Italians are very straitlaced people. Remember, no ogling or whistling. And butts are for sitting. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/367 "2016-08-20T20:27:58Z")
**Tingling Hands After Exhale okay, I’m going back to counting calories** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/368 "2016-08-21T00:01:07Z")
\*\*One of those “die happy” experiences… WTF is it with Florida and face-eating? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/369 "2016-08-21T03:55:11Z")
\*\* Embarrassing smooch accidents: Kisses gone wrong! WTF is it with Florida and face-eating?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/370 "2016-08-21T06:30:08Z")
**Giving to homeless people when your friends/family disapprove Positive Gun News of the Day** I don’t know why you disapproved of me giving a bunch of homeless people some lead. Now there are fewer homeless people. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/371 "2016-08-21T14:49:36Z")
\*\*Khadaji’s Whatcha Readin’ thread - August 2016 edition Brushing up on my Shakespeare \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/372 "2016-08-21T17:07:37Z")
\*\* Salvation army… Five years down the drain Do you send food back?\*\* You’d think the soup kitchen would get it right after all that time. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/373 "2016-08-22T02:18:42Z")
\*\*Ubering for 6 months – a summary WTF is it with Florida and face-eating? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/374 "2016-08-22T05:22:12Z")
**I found Hostess Zingers!!!** **Will we see the end of athletic world records?** Well, yes, if you eat enough Zingers. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/375 "2016-08-22T12:53:23Z")
\*\*Your teenager tells you they want to change gender. How do you respond? Do you like getting all dressed up? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/376 "2016-08-22T14:52:31Z")
\*\*WTF is it with Florida and face-eating? Nobody likes slobs in the MMP!!\*\* \*\* Your sex toy may be spying on you! Highlander, AKA “The Flying Butt” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/377 "2016-08-22T15:18:54Z")
\*\* Another ridiculous early morning thought. Your sex toy may be spying on you! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/378 "2016-08-22T15:56:13Z")
\*\* Steak Tartare Poll: Is this chicken salad? \*\* No Not even if a majority of those polled say it is. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/379 "2016-08-22T19:10:54Z")
\*\* how do I kill ants inside my garage wall? What I have learned from the Dope \*\* Yup. 14,346 hours shot to hell over the last 16 years, but at least the ants are dead. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/380 "2016-08-23T03:34:33Z")
**Ubering for 6 months – a summary Going to Tahiti!** Wow! I hope the passenger gave you one helluva tip. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=20)