# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/21 "2016-06-05T18:55:22Z")
My Dog is Dying Our AmStaff puppy rocks! (sorry ☹ ) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/22 "2016-06-05T19:50:33Z")
**Reasons why I hate Harry Potter I ate a hot dog with ketchup yesterday** Hot dogs with ketchup always make me hatey. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/23 "2016-06-06T13:16:32Z")
\*\* If you hung a “Bad Pet Sign” around your pet’s neck, what would it say? I haz new job\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/24 "2016-06-06T15:19:59Z")
\*\*New AMC series - “Feed the Beast” Wagyu Beef \*\* “If you want _your_ Beast’s coat to be bright and shiny, be sure to only feed it Wagyu[sup]TM[/sup] Beef!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/25 "2016-06-06T15:29:26Z")
\*\* Ancestry DNA answers long pondered question… Are You Are Crazy Like Me? \*\* Yes! It turns out we have the same genetic disorder, which our shared ancestor did too. Woo-Hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/26 "2016-06-07T02:08:12Z")
**Baby on your doorstep, what do you do? Win the First World War! (time travel shenanigans)** Is the baby from Krypton? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/27 "2016-06-07T03:34:37Z")
**Drinking Himself to Death 6:15 PM still 121 degrees at Badwater** I don’t care how hot it is. Do _not_ drink the water! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/28 "2016-06-07T14:30:52Z")
**What motivates litigious people Hiccups** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/29 "2016-06-07T14:31:18Z")
\*\* What motivates litigious people Hiccups \*\* He so upset me I had the hiccups for over 20 minutes, so I’m suing for $20 million. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/30 "2016-06-07T14:49:43Z")
\*\*If you hung a “Bad Pet Sign” around your pet’s neck, what would it say? (Multi-page thread 1 2) Hiccups \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/31 "2016-06-07T14:52:45Z")
\*\*Should I complain that I was basically called a slut? Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy \*\* Easy = Slutty, right? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/32 "2016-06-07T16:25:06Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* What motivates litigious people > Hiccups \*\* > > He so upset me I had the hiccups for over 20 minutes, so I’m suing for $20 million. Yeah, well i’m suing you for plagiarism. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/33 "2016-06-07T17:58:19Z")
**Thermite & Gasoline Car Bra Gun** Tarantino film! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/34 "2016-06-07T19:01:46Z")
\*\*Should I complain that I was basically called a slut? What motivates litigious people \*\* Being called sluts? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/35 "2016-06-07T21:48:25Z")
**Does anyone else have to deal with snark about what you eat for lunch every day? Baby on your doorstep, what do you do?** Prepare for a lot of crap about monopolizing the office microwave. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/36 "2016-06-08T17:31:25Z")
**Faint natural gas smell: Should I worry? Higher Dimensions** Dude! Ya gotta huff the main. It will take you to Nirvana, for real. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/37 "2016-06-08T17:50:57Z")
Jesus, here are three in a row that are kind of creepy: **I killed a dog this morning. I’m decorating my daughter’s lunch bags… and she’s loving it What breeds of dogs have you owned and would you own them again?** ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/38 "2016-06-08T18:14:19Z")
Wow, it just gets creepier! **The last 9/11 service dog has died. I killed a dog this morning.** ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/39 "2016-06-08T19:01:05Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Jesus, here are three in a row that are kind of creepy: > > **I killed a dog this morning. > I’m decorating my daughter’s lunch bags… and she’s loving it > What breeds of dogs have you owned and would you own them again?** > [@Lemur866](#): > > Wow, it just gets creepier! > > **The last 9/11 service dog has died. > I killed a dog this morning.** Another in the series! **Getting a cat to eat I killed a dog this morning.** That’ll do it. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/40 "2016-06-08T19:22:18Z")
Anyone else have this problem when flying? \*\*Airline Pilots / Aviation Junkies. Question about my recent flight issue. Bra Gun \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=3)