# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/401 "2016-08-27T13:44:35Z")
**What do you say when silence falls over a group? Do the Lebanese use toilet paper?** It’s a can’t miss conversation starter. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/402 "2016-08-27T14:45:40Z")
\*\*Real Life Copies Mad cover My dad runs a bestiality site \*\* I’m glad I never saw that issue. \*\* Cheap purchases that exceed your expectations 16 yo Teenage Boy Has Sex with Teacher, $6 Million Dollar Settlement \*\* That boy is really cheap ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/403 "2016-08-27T15:19:22Z")
\*\*What are you conceited about? Toyota and unintended acceleration \*\* My car goes from zero to sixty in 2.7 seconds! (Whether I want it to or not.) ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/404 "2016-08-27T23:01:15Z")
Why should religion be free to discriminate? Slut Shaming _And Jesus said unto them, Didst thou see what she was wearing? Verily, she was asking for it._ (This verse is why many Christian denominations won’t ordain female clergy to this very day.) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/405 "2016-08-28T16:56:46Z")
**22-year-old wants to go to Europe, solo What does [Hubba hubba! Meow!] mean? [facebook comment]** That he talks funny and has the wrong idea about Amsterdam? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/406 "2016-08-29T02:08:24Z")
**The bees are holding my car hostage Sex shouldn’t be so hard to get** So get a room. You’re too old for sex in the back seat of your car anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/407 "2016-08-29T11:56:32Z")
\*\* Training an older dog? Republican is a slur?\*\* "Republican dog! G.O.P.!! (cowers) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/408 "2016-08-29T11:59:27Z")
\*\*Why would landlords not want tenants who live on social security? Chronic burping \*\* _Loud_ chronic burping. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/409 "2016-08-29T11:59:48Z")
\*\* Why would landlords not want tenants who live on social security? Chronic burping\*\* _ **"BR-AAAAAAAP!"** _ “Mr. Conklin, you’ve got to go!” :mad::mad: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/410 "2016-08-29T12:42:45Z")
**Planning A Trip To Europe For Vacation-but Also To Meet A Woman Sex shouldn’t be so hard to get** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/411 "2016-08-29T15:52:11Z")
\*\*How do you wash your car? Training an older dog? \*\* You might have some success using one of those little ‘rag mop’ dogs as a wash rag, but training a dog, especially an older one, how to wash a car on its own is an exercise in futility. Ask me how I know. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/412 "2016-08-29T16:28:55Z")
\*\* Poll: News: Guy has sex with McChicken sandwich. How much would I have to pay you to have sex with one? Planning A Trip To Europe For Vacation-but Also To Meet A Woman\*\* You know, it’d be a lot cheaper if you just went to the drive-through. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/413 "2016-08-29T19:08:17Z")
\*\* Do super/hyper cars need to go through destructive safety testing? Did I kill my Subaru? \*\* You have an inflated opinion of your Subaru. A three-fer: \*\*Poll: News: Guy has sex with McChicken sandwich. How much would I have to pay you to have sex with one? Sex shouldn’t be so hard to get One of those “die happy” experiences… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/414 "2016-08-29T20:09:00Z")
\*\* Poll: News: Guy has sex with McChicken sandwich. How much would I have to pay you to have sex with one? Feel the Johnson. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/415 "2016-08-29T20:25:05Z")
\*\* Best way to fight difficult constipation? Poll: Another Alien Contact Hypothetical - Time Dilation\*\* Finally, a logical explanation for those alien “probes”. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/416 "2016-08-29T21:27:43Z")
\*\*Sex shouldn’t be so hard to get Journey to the center of the Earth \*\* I guess there are those who travel a long way for sex. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/417 "2016-08-30T00:14:05Z")
\*\*One of those “die happy” experiences… Feel the Johnson. \*\* You mean the “little death”, right? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/418 "2016-08-30T03:08:13Z")
**Fruit at last, Fruit at last, Thank God Almighty, We have Fruit at last! Virtue! A fig! (Figgy recipes please!)** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/419 "2016-08-30T12:45:23Z")
**When you were a kid , what was your dream job? Journey to the center of the Earth** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/420 "2016-08-30T13:25:37Z")
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