# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/421 "2016-08-30T16:45:24Z")
**Santa feels the bite** **In which a fat guy takes up running** **I need to remind you… [Christmas 2016]** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/422 "2016-08-30T23:25:49Z")
**A Lake Dries Up. A Mine: Chronic burping** What a bad palindrome! ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/423 "2016-08-31T00:13:48Z")
\*\* Lies, Damned Lies, and … Going to Tahiti!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/424 "2016-08-31T00:58:31Z")
\*\*Gene Wilder has died Poor Leslie Jones. \*\* We were all saddened, but I guess Leslie took it especially hard. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/425 "2016-08-31T01:02:12Z")
**A work reference lied about me, could this be an issue? The legal implications of a century-long absence** I think a reference saying that you didn’t miss any work is the least of your worries. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/426 "2016-08-31T19:19:05Z")
\*\*“Pfffft” Chronic burping \*\* Sounds like a bottom burp. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/427 "2016-09-01T02:05:48Z")
**My friend’s band Doctor Strange** I smell a lawsuit. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/428 "2016-09-01T12:31:33Z")
\*\* Trying to find a good source for a particular type of shirt Cannibal cows?\*\* “Sure. We got 'em. C’mere.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/429 "2016-09-01T21:36:09Z")
\*\* How would you have ended a TV series? Worst final episodes \*\* I could do that. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/430 "2016-09-01T22:42:56Z")
\*\*Clowns in woods trying to lure kids with money, residents say. Feeding bugs to my girlfriend.\*\* Some kids would be more interested in the bugs. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/431 "2016-09-02T00:34:10Z")
\*\* Chicken Eating People! Do you have a favorite breed? Who would be the Voice of your Robot House?\*\* [No contest.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMMtf8zDjc8) \*\* So I smoked my first cigarette in 15 years… The bees are holding my car hostage The Technological Melt-down of the Piper Household has Begun\*\* Is Chevy Chase still around to star in the film version? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/432 "2016-09-02T01:11:06Z")
**Best movie from terrible directors? Doctor Strange** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/433 "2016-09-02T15:57:25Z")
\*\* Feeding your girlfriend some bugs Positive Gun News of the Day \*\* On the positive side, it only took half a dozen rounds from my AK-47 to bring down that butterfly. On the other hand, there wasn’t a lot left to serve. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/434 "2016-09-02T16:56:53Z")
\*\*Did Hitler ever eat an Avocado? Need answer fastish (by friday) Virtue! A fig! (Figgy recipes please!) \*\* If he would have stuck to figs then we wouldn’t have had all that WW2 stuff :mad: ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/435 "2016-09-02T23:57:29Z")
From a New Posts search: \*\*Missed paying a toll - what willl they do to us? \*\* \*\*You are stuck in a time loop for 1000 years. How long do you prefer the loop & what do you do \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/436 "2016-09-03T02:30:44Z")
**In which a fat guy takes up running Nostalgic smells** Ah, yes… The aroma of sweaty fat guy. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/437 "2016-09-03T14:49:58Z")
**Are we being tracked? A taco truck on every corner** And they all say Fajitas By Ignacio. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/438 "2016-09-03T15:37:29Z")
\*\*A taco truck on every corner. It’s brand new! Annnd it’s broke. \*\* Fads come and go so easily. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/439 "2016-09-04T14:30:34Z")
This was on the SDMB main page and the thread title got interestingly cut off: **Ladies, would you mind…? MLB. Do 1st and 3rd base…** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2016, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/440 "2016-09-05T12:57:00Z")
**Is this London Taxi Driver… Killing animals for food** Crikey, mate, just stop for fish and chips. **In which a fat guy takes up running When will they hire me!?** I used to use Fat Guys Running as movers, until they dropped my piano. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=23)