# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2016, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/441 "2016-09-05T13:45:47Z")

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Sequential clickbait titles:

**15 Animals Who Survived Extinction and Got Rediscovered  
What Does an NFL Wife Look Like? [17 Sizzling Photos!]**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/442 "2016-09-05T23:29:11Z")

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**What happens if I don’t use a bundt pan?  
Transexualism in Science-Fiction**

So, just be prepared.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/443 "2016-09-06T00:51:37Z")

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**What do conservatives celebrate on Labor Day?  
Killing animals for food**

Yes! True, manly labor! (And the little ladies can wait at home–barefoot, of course–to cook the meat their triumphant Mighty Hunter husbands bring back home.)

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/444 "2016-09-06T12:03:04Z")

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\*\*How probing and intimate can jury selection questions be?  
Q for Brits - Parliament: “The Rump”  
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“I thought this was just a traffic jury!”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/445 "2016-09-06T13:14:27Z")

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**A man walks into a bar  
Phyllis Schlafly dead at 92 - Does anybody care?**

Only men should be allowed to walk into a bar. Any woman alone in a bar is a lush and a whore.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/446 "2016-09-06T21:03:01Z")

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**The War On Stupid People  
Killing animals for food**

I have a modest proposal…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/447 "2016-09-06T22:22:34Z")

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**Poll: Ladies, would you mind…?  
Pot smoking downstairs neighbours, and a “funky” bathroom**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/448 "2016-09-06T22:42:17Z")

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\*\* Stupid Privileged White Kid Gets 6 Months for Rape, Father describes it as “20 minutes of action”  
Phyllis Schlafly dead at 92 - Does anybody care?  
AHAHAHAHAHH! “Baby simulators” backfire and result in more teen motherhood!  
\*\*  
Such loving tributes. Schlafly…excuse me MRS. John Schlafly must be so proud.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/449 "2016-09-07T00:45:25Z")

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\*\*I need a new excuse…  
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. \*\*

Yeah, I think your old excuse was just fine.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/450 "2016-09-07T15:52:12Z")

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\*\*Are we being tracked?  
A taco truck on every corner. \*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/451 "2016-09-07T19:58:53Z")

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\*\*Prohibition  
How Do You Dope?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/452 "2016-09-07T21:11:53Z")

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\*\*iPhone 7 removal of headphone jack: hate it or love it  
It’s brand new! Annnd it’s broke.  
\*\*  
Tell me how you really feel.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/453 "2016-09-09T12:12:51Z")

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\*\*Food from your childhood. I remember when. . .  
10 year old Cheddar  
\*\*  
I mean, literally, _food from your childhood_.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/454 "2016-09-09T12:21:05Z")

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\*\* Things people say they want, but probably wouldn’t actually like  
People\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/455 "2016-09-09T15:26:45Z")

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\*\*Did the Founders ever consider just forming a “northern” country and a “southern” country instead of  
Conversions within Islam  
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Nope, they definitely only considered conversions within Islam.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/456 "2016-09-10T14:45:41Z")

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\*\* A sad encounter with an old man.  
Your jaw will drop when you read what happens next\*\*

When clickbait goes bad.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/457 "2016-09-10T14:48:31Z")

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**Phyllis Schlafly dead at 92 - Does anybody care?  
North Korea bans sarcasm**

Crap, there go all my best lines. :mad:

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/458 "2016-09-11T03:28:30Z")

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\*\*What’s the most pain you’ve ever experienced?  
New England Dopefest \*\*

Yeah, those New England Dopefests are pretty fuckin’ hardcore.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/459 "2016-09-11T14:00:32Z")

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In case anyone is interested, by my count this is the 146th Sequential Threads thread.

Looking for 147 in eleven days. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/460 "2016-09-12T14:57:05Z")

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\*\*Is this scenario self-defense  
Managing Berry Bushes  
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I seem to think so, but The Man has this thing about not dropping 16 ton weights on people who brandish berry bushes at you.

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