# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/481 "2016-09-18T15:20:42Z")
**Self abusers Do you have any bumper stickers on your car? If so, what do they say?** Life is FAPulous I am NOT an alcoholic! Oh, wait. I am. Trump 2016 ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/482 "2016-09-18T22:51:37Z")
**When Should a Professional Person Call You Back?** **How Long is Unreasonable to Wait in a Dating Relationship?** Just what kind of a professional are we talking about here? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/483 "2016-09-19T13:47:15Z")
Ask the woman who had a BMI of 36, had gastric bypass surgery a year ago and is thrilled about it. Women showing cleavage at work ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/484 "2016-09-19T21:40:28Z")
\*\* What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver? Help Me Crowdsource Music For My Wedding \*\* “I’d like to, but I don’t know anything about Crowdsourcing; I drive a cab.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/485 "2016-09-20T14:31:14Z")
\*\* Self abusers Tree experts? \*\* My penis is SO big… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/486 "2016-09-20T14:40:49Z")
“My post is my cite.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/487 "2016-09-20T15:59:34Z")
\*\* Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say Weird Dreams, Anyone? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/488 "2016-09-21T05:06:29Z")
**Self abusers Is it possible my dog knows her friend’s ashes?** What kind of self abuse was your friend into? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/489 "2016-09-21T13:12:50Z")
\*\* Government agents posing as journalists-right or wrong? Clowns, refugees, terrorists, bigotry, and fear.\*\* That explains the _Daily Mail_. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/490 "2016-09-21T13:21:55Z")
\*\*Did NASA really ask Sally Ride this question? Is that a machete? \*\* “Ahhh, I see you’ve played machety-spoony before.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/491 "2016-09-21T13:33:53Z")
\*\*Things you are shocked people don’t know is this sentence correct? This was fun, and I hope I made sense \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/492 "2016-09-21T16:50:38Z")
\*\*One of those “die happy” experiences… Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say \*\* I don’t think that’s what they mean by “die laughing”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/493 "2016-09-21T18:59:23Z")
\*\* Clowns, refugees, terrorists, bigotry, and fear How dangerous are refugees?\*\* I’d rank them somewhere behind clowns and terrorists. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/494 "2016-09-22T02:36:51Z")
\*\*Canadian Butt Smuggler - Gold Butt Nuggets is this sentence correct?\*\* Not really. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/495 "2016-09-22T06:53:11Z")
\*\*What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver? My car just got towed/ repossessed. Help or experiences?? \*\* “Look, pal, it’s two-fifty, plus two bucks for each additional mile. Just tell me the address where you want to go.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/496 "2016-09-22T13:19:19Z")
**Weird Dreams, Anyone? This is a weird week for me. A bad night’s sleep has convinced me. . .** that this week and my dreams are weird ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/497 "2016-09-22T13:31:54Z")
In the category of “not quite sequential, but beautifully matched”: \*\* If you jumped off a tall building, would you feel it when you hit the ground? What’s the deal with Cody the screaming dog?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/498 "2016-09-22T14:05:43Z")
**Need a cheap rental car in Phoenix, AZ!** **left groceries in the trunk for 2 hours** Yes, I imagine it will take a few days for the smell to air out. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/499 "2016-09-22T14:31:23Z")
\*\*Canadian Butt Smuggler - Gold Butt Nuggets $1,234,567,890 \*\* That is, as someone remarked, a buttload of nuggets ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/500 "2016-09-23T14:45:43Z")
**Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say $1,234,567,890** That might lure ME into the woods. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=26)