# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/41 "2016-06-08T21:48:49Z")
\*\*Another D-Day Question Did FDR and Churchill delay the Normandy Invasion? \*\* You don’t actually have to break up your GQ threads into multiple posts, like back in the old AOL days. These days it’s OK to just post the question as a single thread. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/42 "2016-06-09T00:34:02Z")
\*\*Baby on your doorstep, what do you do? Why am I not hungry? \*\* It’s a raw baby. They’re more appetizing if you stick them in the microwave for a while, and then add some seasoning. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/43 "2016-06-09T00:36:54Z")
\*\*Our AmStaff puppy rocks! I’m just throwing this out there \*\* Noooooo!!! Throwing rocks at puppies is mean! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/44 "2016-06-09T00:38:22Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Noooooo!!! Throwing rocks at puppies is mean! But what if the puppies are in a quarry? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/45 "2016-06-09T00:45:36Z")
\*\*Found phone - what to do Help me find a tablet with Internet access \*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/46 "2016-06-09T02:04:24Z")
**I killed a dog this morning. Finally! Puppy Pics!** There are better ways to get them to hold still, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/47 "2016-06-09T13:26:16Z")
**Does anyone else have to deal with snark about what you eat for lunch every day? Getting a cat to eat** That’s just sick. And hysterically funny. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/48 "2016-06-09T17:20:27Z")
**Airline Pilots / Aviation Junkies. Question about my recent flight issue. Where is the universe?** And where is gate B2? ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/49 "2016-06-09T22:14:08Z")
What is the best pen&paper RPG to introduce kids to? Torture doesn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/50 "2016-06-10T00:32:21Z")
\*\* I’m just throwing this out there Who the hell wants one of THESE?\*\* I must say, I’ve heard better sales pitches. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/51 "2016-06-10T05:11:31Z")
\*\*Getting a cat to eat Baby on your doorstep, what do you do? \*\* No. I’m not doing it. I’m not making a dead baby cat food joke. I’ve made enough dead baby jokes in the past week to last me all year. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/52 "2016-06-10T12:10:44Z")
\*\* Serious Hikers I have a question What would a pile of neutrons look like?\*\* Dummy - that’s bear poop you just stepped in. Neutrons are shinier. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/53 "2016-06-10T14:14:03Z")
**What would a pile of neutrons look like? I-5 Lane Crossover** I think it looks more like the Four Level. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/54 "2016-06-10T14:54:10Z")
**Good Board Game to Play with the Girlfriend? Cannabalism** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/55 "2016-06-10T15:02:11Z")
> [@Catamount](#): > > **Good Board Game to Play with the Girlfriend? > Cannabalism** > > :eek: [_I Eat Cannibals_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4O1A-mmBWw) is about oral sex. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/56 "2016-06-10T15:31:03Z")
\*\* I killed a dog this morning. The last 9/11 service dog has died. \*\* You should be ashamed of yourself. And I’m probably going to Hell for this. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/57 "2016-06-10T16:00:19Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*Getting a cat to eat > Baby on your doorstep, what do you do? \*\* > > No. I’m not doing it. I’m not making a dead baby cat food joke. I’ve made enough dead baby jokes in the past week to last me all year. \*\* Baby on your doorstep, what do you do? Comfy sandals for men\*\* I was thinking more in terms of a nice leather jacket. \*note: **Martian Bigfoot** is responsible for the contents of this post. ---
**Author:** ![Esturionette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9d8465/32.png) [@Esturionette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esturionette)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/58 "2016-06-10T17:16:34Z")
**Could a smaller, trained female realistically beat up a larger male? Where to invest $100,000** ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/59 "2016-06-10T21:12:17Z")
\*\*What does it feel like to get roofied (or similarly drugged) and how long do you have to react? I am fascinated with anesthesia \*\* You are getting sleeeepy… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/60 "2016-06-10T21:47:11Z")
**Who the hell wants one of THESE? Lovely! They found I have a tumor in my kidney!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=4)