# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2016, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/81 "2016-06-17T00:06:36Z")
\*\* The intersection of 480th Street and Epic Avenue Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand\*\* Used to be a thriving city market there. Now it’s nonstop rioting, pillage and a few stray guacamole stains. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/82 "2016-06-17T15:43:58Z")
\*\* What’s the Toughest College Course You Passed? Repealing the 2nd Amendment\*\* I had lousy aim. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/83 "2016-06-17T16:35:18Z")
**Dumb and Dumber: Wanna eat the most annoying thing in the world? Name that McGuffin!** Why is everyone after my Egg McGuffin? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2016, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/84 "2016-06-17T17:26:09Z")
\*\* Piper Cub thinks there’s something hinky going on at Buckingham Palace What’s wrong with my goddamned saliva!?!?\*\* First the corgis vanished, and now _this_. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2016, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/85 "2016-06-17T19:02:49Z")
\*\* WTF happened with my co-worker? Do you have weird growing body hair?\*\* Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/86 "2016-06-18T14:39:33Z")
**Getting a tattoo, I have some questions. I want to be formally condemned by a religious group. What are some easy and safe ways to do this?** Well, a tattoo that says “Catholics Are Annoying” might be ignored but is probably safe.\* Getting one of Mohammed in a tutu is another story. :eek: \*though you never know how Bill Donohue will react. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/87 "2016-06-19T20:41:14Z")
**What did I see: Right hand appeared to be under right arm pit. Blood at the train station: what could have happened?** I dunno, but I’m using Uber from now on. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/88 "2016-06-21T13:32:18Z")
\*\* This question is truly for the birds. [Attracting a wild bird] Which explosive is the most powerful? \*\* “The Feed N’Explode™ features a weight-sensitive perch. When the bird lands, it triggers detonation by a minute quantity of plastic explosive. KA-POW!!!” You know, I think there’s a market for this product. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/89 "2016-06-21T13:37:58Z")
**Positive Gun News of the Day After 15 years, I’m single** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/90 "2016-06-21T15:42:28Z")
**What is the NYC subway like? People who creeped you out.** Welcome to New York! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/91 "2016-06-21T20:08:31Z")
**Do Black People Taste Different Then White People? What goes good with milk?** ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/92 "2016-06-22T01:39:23Z")
\*\*What goes good with milk? Random 70s Music Eww, how can you eat that? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/93 "2016-06-22T02:32:34Z")
**Mass Casualty Shooting at a nightclub in Orlando. Police, firefighters called in after flat Earth debate turns heated** \*\*Alligator drags away 2-year-old boy in Florida Critter Cam out back. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/94 "2016-06-22T10:09:34Z")
\*\*What goes good with milk? Eww, how can you eat that? Long shot, but can help me identify this song? Random 70s Music\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/95 "2016-06-22T13:37:37Z")
\*\*What is the NYC subway like? Men - Have you ever been seduced? \*\* I think I was groped once. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/96 "2016-06-22T13:38:25Z")
**After 15 years, I’m single Positive Gun News of the Day** That’s one way to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/97 "2016-06-22T14:52:13Z")
\*\* Eww, how can you eat that? Do Black People Taste Different Then White People?\*\* You…racist! Everyone tastes the same, except for Asians.\* \*but that’s not what I meant by “let’s get some Chinese take-out”. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/98 "2016-06-22T19:53:59Z")
\*\*What is the purpose of nuclear weapons? Weaponized breakfast\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/99 "2016-06-23T11:14:44Z")
\*\*What, in your mind, was the strangest thing your grandparents watched on TV? Tuvan Throat Singing \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/100 "2016-06-23T12:31:35Z")
\*\* How Bad Are Carpenter Ants? Is the working class disappearing?\*\* It was here a minute ago, before the chewing sounds started. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=6)