# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/121 "2016-06-29T13:15:22Z")
**Airplane Safety Briefing/Announcement Humor So where are the good cheap used cars? Turkish airport bombed Name anything that offends you** That whole sequence of threads. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/122 "2016-06-29T13:23:16Z")
\*\* Ever lose sleep over your job? “We don’t want four more years of Obama”\*\* And he’s losing sleep over it. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/123 "2016-06-29T15:47:06Z")
\*\*How have you amazed a kid recently? I am a horrible person (killed a bunny) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/124 "2016-06-29T20:46:01Z")
**What’s the rarest or most unusual animal you’ve seen? The Indignant Dogs of Summer** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/125 "2016-06-29T23:48:20Z")
**What’s your pet peeve(s)?** **I dont like hilary i dotn like trump either** Yeah, yeah, you and a billion others. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/126 "2016-06-30T14:13:08Z")
\*\* The original outlives the replacement Danger, Will Robinson! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/127 "2016-06-30T16:35:07Z")
\*\* Poll: Women - are you offended when a man tries to shake your hand? Poll: Men - Are you offended when a woman holds the door for you?\*\* Poll: Dogs - Are you offended when your owner belches or farts? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/128 "2016-06-30T16:37:28Z")
From [sportsillustrated.com](http://sportsillustrated.com): **Human body parts wash up on Rio Olympic beach Phelps, Franklin punch tickets to Rio at swim trials** ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2016, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/129 "2016-07-01T09:53:23Z")
**Your tales of run-ins with sociopaths/psychopaths** **No more ‘brownies’ for you** You… you _monster_! **Going to the Gym to NOT Work Out** **Dear Old Person at the Gym** **Positive Gun News of the Day** Put the gun down and step away from the Tai Chi class. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2016, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/130 "2016-07-01T12:21:51Z")
\*\* Are dogs carnivores or omnivores? Underarm Hair\*\* Yeah, they’ll eat that too, especially if you rub in some peanut butter. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2016, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/131 "2016-07-01T14:15:18Z")
**Slang in English, Hebrew, and other languages: floppy/flabby flesh hanging from your upper arm? Dangly bits on Apache Chopper?** My arm or the chopper’s arm? ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/132 "2016-07-01T14:46:48Z")
**Tesla Self Driving Car fatality** \*\*Sacrificing one to save the many.[/] Damn, Elon. Didn’t know you were that ruthless. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/133 "2016-07-02T14:46:27Z")
\*\*Interesting/weird/amusing tombstones you have seen. Environmental extremism collides with reality \*\* Makes you wonder what happened ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/134 "2016-07-02T23:53:09Z")
\*\* What else happened the day you were conceived? The Fuzz BOLO Fuzzy-Wuzzy \*\* Which explains why I always wear long sleeves. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/135 "2016-07-03T01:25:37Z")
**Christians: What’s the lowdown on The Second Coming? Strange things we do for our pets** Fido really needed the extra peanut butter! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/136 "2016-07-03T22:01:27Z")
**What’s the Weirdest/Strangest Thing You’ve Ever Seen/Witnessed? I’m graduating soon!** ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/137 "2016-07-03T22:45:25Z")
**Ever have an online fling? Online Dating Question** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/138 "2016-07-04T03:29:45Z")
**A pitcherful of tasty adult beverages - suggestions needed Alcoholic Punch Recipes** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/139 "2016-07-04T14:53:28Z")
**Want to slide 1000 ft above the ground? Scratching your crotch** It was the most popular kiddie ride at the fair, until Bob got itchy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/140 "2016-07-04T15:05:07Z")
**Most useless item found in the vast majority of homes? Airport full body scanners.** Hey, mine works great. Though the plumber won’t come over anymore. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=8)