# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/141 "2016-07-04T15:47:24Z")
**Desert survival Social Security** Global warming has made putting old people on ice floes problematic. So now we’re dropping them off in the desert instead. Old people like hot weather, right? **Guns and Roses tour Singing vibrators** We’re getting a little old for rocking and rolling, so we’ll just sort of vibrate a bit instead of jumping round. . ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/142 "2016-07-04T17:48:53Z")
**Ever have an online fling? Scratching your crotch** That’ll bring them in. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/143 "2016-07-04T19:50:50Z")
**What’s the Weirdest/Strangest Thing You’ve Ever Seen/Witnessed? Girl at my work** That seems unkind. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/144 "2016-07-04T23:00:24Z")
**Facilitated Communicaton has once again caused a legal nightmare for innocent parents. I am tired of you playing the cripple** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/145 "2016-07-04T23:43:39Z")
**On an assault weapon ban Is nuclear power economical?** Seems like the next logical step, but they don’t keel over fast enough. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/146 "2016-07-05T01:54:10Z")
**Girl at my work** **Scratching your crotch** mmm ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/147 "2016-07-05T16:34:36Z")
\*\* Ever have an online fling? 40 years ago…\*\* We exchanged punch cards in the shade of an enormous IBM machine. It was bliss… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/148 "2016-07-05T19:00:11Z")
\*\*We went to the Magic Castle Have You Ever Encountered a Demon or an Angel? \*\* Yes, but not at the Magic Castle. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/149 "2016-07-06T01:24:44Z")
**What’s the most interesting car you saw today? What’s the most interesting bird you saw today?** What’s the most inter–OOOOH! Shiny! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/150 "2016-07-06T09:58:35Z")
**Scratching your crotch** **We went to the Magic Castle** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/151 "2016-07-06T13:21:57Z")
\*\* What’s the Weirdest/Strangest Thing You’ve Ever Seen/Witnessed? Have You Ever Encountered a Demon or an Angel?\*\* Yes, and it was the weirdest/strangest thing I’ve ever seen, witnessed or encountered. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/152 "2016-07-06T13:51:01Z")
**What was your fifteen minutes of fame? Copy and share this on your wall or you don’t support my cause du jour!** Man, those were the days. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/153 "2016-07-06T14:49:17Z")
**What was your fifteen minutes of fame? Scratching your crotch** ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/154 "2016-07-06T20:29:44Z")
**Have you ever googled yourself? 40 years ago…** I bet you didn’t get any hits. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/155 "2016-07-07T00:26:23Z")
**Have You Ever Encountered a Demon or an Angel? Have you ever googled yourself?** I googled “Kunilou Demon” and there they were! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/156 "2016-07-07T00:34:06Z")
\*\*Can You pass this US citizenship test? What is the foreign language equivalent of America’s “Well, duhhhhhh”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/157 "2016-07-07T00:42:36Z")
\*\*Relationships and constipation Ever have an online fling? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/158 "2016-07-07T01:14:54Z")
**What’s the rarest or most unusual animal you’ve seen? Sweat Bees** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/159 "2016-07-07T05:33:26Z")
\*\*Have You Ever Encountered a Demon or an Angel? Girl at my work \*\* She’s a bit of both. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/160 "2016-07-07T13:17:13Z")
**What’s the melody that says ‘scary redneck country’? Pimiento Cheese** Well, it’s red, cheesy, and scary to purists. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=9)