# Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234 "2016-06-01T14:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/161 "2016-07-07T13:44:51Z")
\*\* Torture doesn’t work What should be Done with Nonviolent Child Molesters? On an assault weapon ban Does Islam drive homophobic violence? Feminists treat men badly. It’s bad for feminism.\*\* The Straight Dope. Sex and violence. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/162 "2016-07-07T15:38:29Z")
\*\* Can You pass this US citizenship test? My Underarms Smell Like Vagina \*\* Famous quote from Ben Franklin? Alexander Hamilton? Betsy Ross? I’m stumped.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/163 "2016-07-07T20:26:27Z")
\*\*What is a cliche? What’s the melody that says ‘scary redneck country’? \*\* Ummm…a cliché? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/164 "2016-07-08T03:55:48Z")
**My Underarms Smell Like Vagina Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/165 "2016-07-08T12:20:58Z")
\*\* If you can’t hold 200 lbs for 30 seconds… I am tired of you playing the cripple\*\* Yeah, if granny can’t pull her weight around here, she’s out on the street. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/166 "2016-07-08T17:30:38Z")
**To Boldly Go Where No Star Trek Franchise Has Gone Before Sir Patrick Stewart sings the cowboy classics** ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/167 "2016-07-08T18:35:00Z")
**Who was your first crush on? Girl at my work** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/168 "2016-07-08T19:12:02Z")
**Current top 40 music Sir Patrick Stewart sings the cowboy classics** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/169 "2016-07-08T23:00:02Z")
**Scratching your crotch This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?** Not in polite company. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/170 "2016-07-09T01:58:58Z")
**Scratching your crotch I have an agent.** I hear he gets 10% of your crabs. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/171 "2016-07-09T05:13:03Z")
\*\*Musically, how do you like your breakup? Sir Patrick Stewart sings the cowboy classics \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/172 "2016-07-09T17:44:52Z")
\*\*Positive Gun News of the Day Shots fired at police officers at Dallas anti-police protest \*\* Positive? POSITIVE??? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/173 "2016-07-09T18:40:40Z")
\*\*The original outlives the replacement What’s the melody that says ‘scary redneck country’? Bob Dylan Song – Why Boots of Spanish Leather? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/174 "2016-07-10T00:26:08Z")
**cars for short big people Are You Proficient at Parallel Parking?** If so, I’d recommend the Smart Car GX with auto-extractor and snack bar. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/175 "2016-07-10T02:43:28Z")
\*\* What are your OCD tendencies? Whoops! Plane lands at wrong airport. \*\* _My_ airplanes always land at the right airports. I’m particular that way. If they don’t, I get all annoyed. I can’t stand it until I get them to the right airports. \*\*Who was your first crush on? Girl at my work \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/176 "2016-07-10T06:01:15Z")
\*\*You’ve lived here your entire life and don’t know where anything is? Whoops! Plane lands at wrong airport. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/177 "2016-07-10T15:51:20Z")
\*\* Have you ever googled yourself? Scratching your crotch\*\* Goddamnit, I thought they’d taken down all those photos. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/178 "2016-07-10T19:40:26Z")
\*\* Christians: What’s the lowdown on The Second Coming? “Boys will be boys!”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/179 "2016-07-10T22:53:05Z")
\*\*How do med students learn to do a digital-rectal exam? “take the candle on this one” Is this a proper phrase? \*\* You start with the candle, and work your way up. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2016, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234/180 "2016-07-11T10:33:23Z")
\*\*Who do you look like? Other than Hitler, name a figure associated with WWII \*\* Churchill. If you combine the two, you’ll find that I basically look like Oliver Hardy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-easy/756234.md?page=10)