# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/1 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")
**Quick bicycle traffic question… I’m pregnant? What!!!** On the plus side, Traffic Court is now awarding child support. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/2 "2012-06-20T21:54:47Z")
**Y’know, I could really go for 100 Slim Jims about now. "Ya know, Jane, sometimes the elevator smells like ass."** Cause and effect!!! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/3 "2012-06-20T23:23:10Z")
\*\*Symbols that have different or no meaning in various cutures The sad tale of a stupid man with a deformed 100-pound scrotum \*\* In Japan, having a 100-pound scrotum means you’re a tanuki. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/4 "2012-06-20T23:26:18Z")
Breakfast Burritos–what’s in yours? VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/5 "2012-06-21T00:37:00Z")
\*\*I’m pregnant? What!!! VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina. \*\* Gotta be careful what you let get stuck in there. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/6 "2012-06-21T00:51:49Z")
Not sleazy but… What’s in your breakfast burrito? Borax and Cockroaches Now we just need to someone to start a “Is Taco Bell as bad as some say?” to round it out. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/7 "2012-06-21T12:32:10Z")
\*\* The child I put up for adoption 26 years ago has found me. So, a Dingo did take her baby?\*\* “A Dingo Was My Foster Mom” - now #356,290 on Amazon’s bestseller list. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/8 "2012-06-21T12:33:24Z")
\*\*Its not fair. Bad Anal Problems. Penetration Difficulties. Pelvic Bone Pain Unfortunate incident with a terrible consequence \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/9 "2012-06-21T13:56:26Z")
\*\*Martin/Zimmerman: humble opinions and speculation thread Handgun for self-defense? What type and what caliber? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/10 "2012-06-21T16:39:27Z")
\*\* I think I’ll buy a raffle ticket I’m pregnant? What!!! \*\* You WIN! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/11 "2012-06-21T16:47:38Z")
\*\*So last night I found out my wife had an affair Summertime…and the sequential threads are sleazy \*\* Not just the threads, either. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/12 "2012-06-21T18:36:11Z")
**VAGINA, VAGINA,vaaagina…** **My son will going in for surgery tomorrow…** nothing but good wishes to WoegSon ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/13 "2012-06-21T18:55:43Z")
\*\* Childhood nostalgia You are transported through time to prehistory… \*\* I’m not THAT old… ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/14 "2012-06-21T19:31:34Z")
\*\*The Sollar (sic) System needs a president? Who knew? I think I’ll buy a raffle ticket \*\* Maybe you’ll win the presidency! **Quick bicycle traffic question… Its not fair. Bad Anal Problems. Penetration Difficulties. Pelvic Bone Pain** Uh, I think you need to replace the bicycle seat. \*\*Unfortunate incident with a terrible consequence You are transported through time to prehistory… What would you have done in this situation? \*\* I’d apologize profusely to The Doctor and keep my hands off of the TARDIS controls from now on. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/15 "2012-06-21T19:40:36Z")
\*\*What was this 80s toy? Opinions on airsoft guns for kids (13) What’s the wedding night etiquette in an arranged marriage ? How to download these videos? Is it bad to frequently turn modern TV’s off and on? Old Wives Tale - Fact or Fiction? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/16 "2012-06-21T20:01:47Z")
From both parties… \*\*I’m dumping my life and starting a new one. ACK! I’m pregnant? What!!! First time dad at 44! \*\* So it is true about prison… \*\*ask the person who spent friday and saturday morrning in a cell in a britiish police station Donated blood… HTLV-positive test results? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/17 "2012-06-22T03:50:35Z")
**Its not fair. Bad Anal Problems. Penetration Difficulties. Pelvic Bone Pain** **Another men’s toilet etiquette thread.** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/18 "2012-06-22T04:03:52Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* Childhood nostalgia > > You are transported through time to prehistory… > \*\* > > I’m not THAT old… Crap, I came in to post that combo. Except I was going make jokes about Larry King, Betty White, and Regis Philbin. ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/19 "2012-06-22T04:20:55Z")
\*\*Intelligent hubby, but dumb wife Speaking mutually intelligible languages or not\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/20 "2012-06-22T04:53:47Z")
**So last night I found out my wife is having an affair.** **What would you do in this situation?** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=2)