# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/181 "2012-07-19T12:27:34Z")
**My friend believes he is a prophet God is talking to (well, e-mailing) me** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/182 "2012-07-19T16:16:43Z")
\*\*Pre-existing conditions “Get this thing off my back!” A Canuck Doper Universal Health Care case study \*\* “Sorry sir, that monkey on your back is a pre-existing condition. No insurance for _you_.” ---
**Author:** ![kmshrader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@kmshrader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kmshrader)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/183 "2012-07-19T16:23:07Z")
**Copper-it does work for chronic pain! I am living proof! A Penny for your Thoughts** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/184 "2012-07-19T20:50:21Z")
\*\*Real life movie moments? Fred Willard arrested in a porno theater \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/185 "2012-07-19T21:06:14Z")
\*\*Did anything good come out of the Vietnam War? THE ANNUNAKI, ANCIENT GODS, NIBIRU and Humans \*\* That’s SO wrong! Humans aren’t good! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/186 "2012-07-19T21:34:26Z")
**Explain Entropy Donating Blood Every Week** Try donating daily. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/187 "2012-07-20T15:55:36Z")
**Anyone have experience with Whole Body Vibration (WBV)? Why haven’t they done this yet [product suggestions]** Consumer products for the Whole Body Vibration crowd…lessee…there’s the super-spill resistant sippy cup, the self-starting hula hoop, the Best of the Beach Boys re-release…the possibilities are endless. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/188 "2012-07-20T20:30:39Z")
\*\*What can a straight man do a gay man can’t? THE ANNUNAKI, ANCIENT GODS, NIBIRU and Humans \*\* Well, he can do them also, if he really wants children. ---
**Author:** ![kmshrader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@kmshrader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kmshrader)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/189 "2012-07-20T21:29:20Z")
\*\*150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics Is This Common Dream Happening? \*\* Maybe in _your_ dreams. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/190 "2012-07-20T21:44:37Z")
Now it’s **I’m having a baby 150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics Is This Common Dream Happening** ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/191 "2012-07-21T00:34:11Z")
With a little imagination, I think we may have a record-long sequential thread winner here: **Looks like it’s time to visit the fertility specialist Fat Lady on Bus Cusses Out Hispanic Men (someone move this, doesn’t quite fit) I’m having a baby How did this get here? 150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/192 "2012-07-21T17:10:09Z")
\*\*Fred Willard arrested in a porno theater Foreskin Man comic - He fights for genital justice! \*\* And his secret identity is actor Fred Willard ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/193 "2012-07-21T17:48:58Z")
**The 50 cutest things that ever happened 12 people shot dead at BATMAN movie screening in Denver. 150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics** We’re going to have to work on your definition of “cute”. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/194 "2012-07-21T20:29:04Z")
\*\*From the makers of Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter comes… Communist Literature \*\* Hm…that makes a certain amount of sense. Vampires–traditionally very frequently depicted as corrupt aristocrats–are an obvious metaphor: the exploitation of ordinary humans/the proletariat by supernatural undead bloodsucking fiends/the capitalist bosses. Depicting America’s greatest and most beloved president as a crypto-revolutionary is also a nice propaganda touch. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/195 "2012-07-21T20:39:33Z")
\*\*My question for Libertarians - should it be legal to masturbate in public? Are There Moderate Libertarians? \*\* “Hey, I support individual liberty, but c’mon man, you can’t choke the chicken right there at the playground in front of all those kids!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/196 "2012-07-21T22:06:58Z")
**What is it with men and sexual abuse of children? The Boy Scouts Still Thinking of the Children** …if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/197 "2012-07-22T00:36:40Z")
\*\*Nutritious things you can make in a microwave Lettuce \*\* Mm…piping-hot freshly microwaved lettuce! Tasty _and_ nutritious! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/198 "2012-07-22T10:33:27Z")
\*\*Have to admit that dancing hurdler everyone is talking about is as cute as a button 150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics \*\* She’ll be keeping busy, then. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/199 "2012-07-22T14:06:38Z")
\*\* You’re an adult male being attacked in a bar - Your last fight was in Jr High - What do you do? Best Dirty Jokes/Rhymes/Songs from Childhood\*\* “There once was a nun from Nantucket…” **WHACK** Nah, that’s not going to work. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/200 "2012-07-22T15:03:09Z")
**Whatcha Readin’ July 2012 Edition Communist Literature** Subversive! **12 people shot dead at BATMAN movie screening in Denver. This is why I don’t like you.** You just can’t take him anywhere. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=11)