# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/201 "2012-07-22T16:32:14Z")
**I just accidentally ate a pube Am I the Queen of England?** I don’t know. Was it a _magic_ pube? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/202 "2012-07-23T14:24:42Z")
\*\*What can a straight man do that a gay man can’t? Why can’t I sell my vote? \*\* Dude, selling your vote is so gay! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/203 "2012-07-23T14:54:46Z")
\*\*Fuck cacti! No thanks, I’ll take my chances with the psychopath. \*\* Yep, less pain from SYDITC where “C” stands for crazy rather than cacti. ---
**Author:** ![kmshrader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@kmshrader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kmshrader)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/204 "2012-07-23T15:59:14Z")
**I had a wonderful date last night! I think my cat is pregnant…** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/205 "2012-07-23T16:06:35Z")
\*\*Eccentric billionaire offers you a huge sum of money to never consider another hypothetical again… What would you do? \*\* :dubious: Is this one of those “Catch 22” situations? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/206 "2012-07-23T17:33:54Z")
**You’re an adult male being attacked in a bar - Your last fight was in Jr High - What do you do? Black/White Race Wars** _\_ “OK, so he punched you. Overreact much?” ---
**Author:** ![kmshrader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@kmshrader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kmshrader)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/207 "2012-07-23T17:36:55Z")
\*\*What snake venom does to blood - fascinating video Items you bought that just totally sucked. \*\* Maybe I’m the only one, but this got a giggle out of me. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/208 "2012-07-23T17:38:39Z")
**The 50 cutest things that ever happened I just accidentally ate a pube** I dunno; it’s not making _my_ list of cute things. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/209 "2012-07-23T17:56:36Z")
**I had that dream again My husband is going TO PRISON!!** or **I had that dream again 12 people shot dead at BATMAN movie screening in Denver.** So wrong ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/210 "2012-07-23T18:50:20Z")
**The sadistic joys of parenting. My husband is going TO PRISON!!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/211 "2012-07-24T01:13:31Z")
\*\*Jokes: 10 words or shorter What can a straight man do a gay man can’t? \*\* That is 10 words or shorter. Not that funny though. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/212 "2012-07-24T15:49:53Z")
\*\* The sadistic joys of parenting. I’m quitting smoking, too.\*\* Sadomasochist perv! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/213 "2012-07-25T00:20:15Z")
\*\* Please help me buy a geiger counter Running - Give me some advice\*\* Ask yourself - do you really need a T-shirt that says “I Survived The Chernobyl Marathon”? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/214 "2012-07-25T15:31:52Z")
\*\*What would it take for a support for Gun Control in the US Luxury sub-compact cars? Would you want a robotic pet cat or dog? \*\* How about you just give me some cash? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/215 "2012-07-25T21:13:16Z")
\*\*Food Thieves At Work Mmp mmb mmp \*\* They’re thieves, and they chew with their mouth open! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/216 "2012-07-26T03:44:59Z")
**Persons raised Christian: Did/does your church teach Biblical inerrancy, and if so… Are you afraid of/for the Olympics?** And lo! Jacques Rogge was turned into a pillar of salt. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/217 "2012-07-26T11:27:52Z")
\*\*What does it sound like when you have music stuck in your head? Neutering Puppies \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/218 "2012-07-26T12:00:34Z")
\*\*What to do with a rabbit in the fridge? What can a straight man do a gay man can’t? \*\* Wrong definition of “coney”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/219 "2012-07-26T17:02:34Z")
\*\* Why Do the Men In The Erectile Dysfunction Ads Creep Me Out? Poll: If you get off with a mermaid, is it bestiality?\*\* Cialis ads: now with _full_ bathtubs. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/220 "2012-07-26T17:16:49Z")
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