# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/221 "2012-07-26T17:23:13Z")
\*\*150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread \*\* Remember to bring gloves ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/222 "2012-07-26T18:12:21Z")
\*\* You’ve just been bitten by a zombie, what do you do? How soon is too soon to live together? \*\* Wait until you’ve been completely zombified yourself. Otherwise, he’ll eat you. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/223 "2012-07-26T19:23:55Z")
**You’ve just been bitten by a zombie, what do you do? Poll: Without warning, your spouse/SO says you need to go on the run, or risk death. What do you do?** Tell my spouse to give me some &^!($! warning the next time. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/224 "2012-07-27T11:05:20Z")
\*\* Poll: Have you ever killed someone? Disney vacation with a 4-and-a-half year old \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/225 "2012-07-27T16:32:16Z")
**Your partner can’t/won’t discuss their work - would this annoy you? Poll: Without warning, your spouse/SO says you need to go on the run, or risk death. What do you do?** “Say, honey, can’t you tell me just a bit more about that “government agency” you work for?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/226 "2012-07-27T17:42:51Z")
\*\* Why Do the Men In The Erectile Dysfunction Ads Creep Me Out? Pseudo-Intellectual Junk \*\* How can you tell their junk is pseudo-intellectual? ---
**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/227 "2012-07-27T19:49:39Z")
\*\*Jokes: 10 words or shorter \*\* \*\*Cats is Weird. \*\* It got a chuckle out of me. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/228 "2012-07-27T22:43:01Z")
\*\* The lighter side of violent crime I think my cat is pregnant\*\* :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/229 "2012-07-28T10:56:00Z")
**I serve dinner to my husband. I’m still a modern woman. My mother is delusional and my father is enabling her.** “Face it Ma, you’re old fashioned.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/230 "2012-07-28T14:18:39Z")
**Have you ever ditched or been ditched on a date? My guinea pig disappeared!** I’m not really sure if you should be dating your guinea pig in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/231 "2012-07-28T14:39:56Z")
**Poll: Have you ever been naked in your office? Foster parent baby shower?** Yeah, that got kinda ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/232 "2012-07-28T14:59:48Z")
**Are the rich hiding $21 trillion? Are Mormons really that happy?** Mitt _does_ seem a rather cheery sort… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/233 "2012-07-28T15:32:01Z")
**This is some kind of tasteless. Food Fadists - STFU** Who cares if my chicken tofu doesn’t have any taste! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/234 "2012-07-28T16:31:10Z")
**Mmp mmb mmp Boom! Boom! Boom! Wait… I won’t hear that again.** No… Yeah. Definitely more of a ‘Boom! Boom! Boom!’ than a ‘Mmp mmb mmp’. ---
**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/235 "2012-07-28T18:01:52Z")
A twofer right now in General Questions: **Why Does Coffee Make You Poop? What is "The bum’s rush?"** and These three are just too good! \*\* The Assault capabilities of projectile Brussels Sprouts What are the defining features of an “assault rifle”? Did this alleged military incident actually occur?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/236 "2012-07-28T19:04:06Z")
**Jokes: 10 words or shorter T. Rex and the Amish** …walk into a bar… dammit, running out of words already! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/237 "2012-07-29T02:37:07Z")
\*\* Why Does Coffee Make You Poop? The Assault capabilities of projectile Brussels Sprouts\*\* Another superhero legend is born - but it ain’t pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/238 "2012-07-29T16:51:03Z")
**Arrrgghh!!! I just want a cocktail! My guinea pig disappeared!** Some drink to remember…some drink to forget. ---
**Author:** ![Curiosity\_Kills\_Her](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Curiosity\_Kills\_Her](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curiosity_Kills_Her)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/239 "2012-07-29T21:27:07Z")
Any hints for dealing with an obsessive talker? Poll: Have you ever killed someone? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/240 "2012-07-30T01:00:11Z")
\*\*How is babby formed? how girl get pragnent? What is the difference between an excuse and an explanation? \*\* Well, I didn’t _mean to put my penis in there. It just fell in while I wasn’t looking. Complete accident. \*\* You have five minutes to evacuate your house: what do you grab? Cats and Leather Furniture_ Asked and answered. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=13)