# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/241 "2012-07-30T01:30:54Z")
\*\*How do we know it’s best to put down suffering animals? Cats and Leather Furniture \*\* Sure, we put down all of our kittens when we ran out of cat chow. But check out our newly reupholstered couch! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/242 "2012-07-30T02:38:11Z")
\*\* Human hair, cysteine, honey glazed Why bugs die when crushed.\*\* Just from reading the menu, I can tell why they call it the Guaranteed Weight Loss Café. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/243 "2012-07-30T03:22:06Z")
\*\*Posting while inebriated…any rules to follow? Arrrgghh!!! I just want a cocktail! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/244 "2012-07-30T11:55:03Z")
**Attn circumcised: your mother is likely a sex offender No thanks, I’ll take my chances with the psychopath.** _We’re a happy family Me, mom and daddy_ - The Ramones ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/245 "2012-07-30T13:11:28Z")
\*\*Future Olympic events - a sporty MMP 150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics \*\* Who wants to be on that Olympic team? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/246 "2012-07-30T16:04:43Z")
**Climate change/Russians change course of river Toilet tank has stopped filling - what could be the problem?** Never hire a Russian plumber. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/247 "2012-07-30T16:59:04Z")
\*\* How do I convince my doctor to renew the Vicodin? Is it common to “talk” to dead people via facebook?\*\* I… don’t think that was Vicodin. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/248 "2012-07-30T20:16:08Z")
\*\*What is (was) for dinner tonight? Fake Chick Fil A \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/249 "2012-07-31T01:10:14Z")
\*\* My first night living alone!! My wife died tonight\*\* (I’m probably going to hell over this one, but on the bright side I’ll have about half the Dope down there to keep me company!) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/250 "2012-07-31T13:55:55Z")
\*\*Alien curse words Anyone have expirience making meuniere sauce? \*\* I don’t, but the phrase is a curse word in Romulan. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/251 "2012-07-31T14:03:42Z")
Not sequential threads, but a nice thread title/user name combo: **I Need A Lot Of Help From Dopers! The More Quickly and Less Costly The Better! Covered\_In\_Bees!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/252 "2012-07-31T14:39:55Z")
**I just found my cat dead Poll: What “social networking” stuff do you do** a) Update cat’s twitter feed b) Post photos of deceased cat on Facebook c) E-mail everyone who was expecting free kittens Posted this solely to make **Malleus, Incus, Stapes!** feel better. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/253 "2012-07-31T19:22:32Z")
\*\* I just found my cat dead Please help! I am beyond terrified. There is a mouse in my apt. \*\* Tough mice! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/254 "2012-07-31T20:10:01Z")
\*\* I’m Having a Colposcopy in the Morning and Freaking Out Cadaver dogs and really old cases. Total B.S. or real?\*\* “No need to freak out, ma’am. We just thought a current case would perk up Ol’ Blue.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/255 "2012-07-31T21:30:09Z")
\*\*Thoughts that come to you in the shower Arrrgghh!!! I just want a cocktail! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/256 "2012-08-01T03:28:46Z")
\*\* Poll: What drugs have you tried Poll: What sector do you work in?\*\* I’m in pharmaceuticals, baby! Don’t miss out on the next tech boom–it’s investment-grade all the way! The best bang since the Big One! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/257 "2012-08-01T14:11:49Z")
\*\*Why did humans get into the agriculture business Bitten and scratched by a cat. What to do? \*\* Teh kitteh turned me into a werefarmer! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/258 "2012-08-01T16:04:43Z")
**What is your mood when you wake up in the morning? How do I convince my doctor to renew the Vicodin?** I take it that “Hurray, hurray, a new day is dawning!” does not describe your mood upon awakening. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/259 "2012-08-01T22:15:27Z")
\*\* T. Rex and the Amish Just When You Thought California Couldn’t Get Crazier!\*\* California’s crazy enough that an influx of predatory dinosaurs and quaint religious folk in funny clothes probably wouldn’t get a second glance. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/260 "2012-08-02T00:03:55Z")
**Future Olympic events - a sporty MMP Dealing with evil co-workers** One of the more popular, if messy new events. **Pros and cons of SSM as it pertains society Shaved pussies** Is that a pro or a con? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=14)