# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/261 "2012-08-02T02:08:41Z")

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**What is your mood when you wake up in the morning?  
Most offensive t-shirt?**

Yeah, if my mood when I wake up in the morning were put into words, it _would_ make a pretty offensive T-shirt.

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/262 "2012-08-02T03:50:18Z")

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_Poll: What drugs have you tried (Multi-page thread 1 2 3)_

- How do you do the Dope? \*  
Told you the poll should have been made private! Now I have to babysit a bunch of mushroom noobs.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/263 "2012-08-02T05:01:58Z")

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\*\*The only wedding website I ever liked is gone! Suggestions?  
Seriously, don’t kill yourself \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ele\_the\_Stoic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ele\_the\_Stoic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ele_the_Stoic)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/264 "2012-08-02T07:07:06Z")

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**Whoa - Swine flu again?  
Get your zombie survival training here.**

And all this time the fear-mongers were _right_.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/265 "2012-08-02T11:31:21Z")

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\*_Court finds in favor of what we all_ already new  
ralph124c, could you please spellcheck your titles already?  
\*\*  
(The above thread not started by ralph.)

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/266 "2012-08-02T15:54:15Z")

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\*\*150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics  
I Need a Sniglet \*\*

May I suggest “Condominion?”

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/267 "2012-08-02T16:32:43Z")

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**Rejected by eHarmony?  
New username**

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/268 "2012-08-02T17:04:07Z")

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\*\* Nude swimming lessons at the Y?!  
Build-A-Kid Inc.\*\*

Whoa, is that the new Sandusky charity?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/269 "2012-08-02T17:51:15Z")

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\*\*Nude swimming lessons at the Y?! \*\*  
\*\*Flip flopper supreme \*\*

Apparently, the water’s not cold.

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/270 "2012-08-02T18:28:34Z")

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**Can an actor become the character he is playing ( within reason)**  
**Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing**

I guess not.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/271 "2012-08-02T19:23:43Z")

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\*\*Non-Parent Dopers: Do You Have Baby Names Picked Out?  
Build-A-Kid Inc. \*\*

Hopefully, it’s not “This Years Model.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/272 "2012-08-02T20:06:02Z")

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\*\*AMA: Former Walt Disney World Character Performer

Logistics of celebs visiting Disney  
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/273 "2012-08-03T02:34:06Z")

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**Some simple carpentry questions  
How Long Does It Take to Die from Burning at the Stake?**

Depends on what wood you use.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/274 "2012-08-03T12:15:52Z")

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\*\* I had that dream again

My AC says it isn’t working.

\*\*

Was the Brave Little Toaster in your dream, too?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/275 "2012-08-03T14:06:03Z")

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\*\*Please help me choose my free winter side dish at the deli.  
Clementines!  
\*\*  
Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/276 "2012-08-03T16:40:52Z")

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\*\* Woman swallows table knife.  
Weight Loss Support Thread [edited title]\*\*

You go girl!

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/277 "2012-08-03T16:48:47Z")

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\*\*Where do the FLDS get their money

Fucking Ticketmaster!  
\*\*

Who needs tithes when you have prositution?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/278 "2012-08-03T18:36:03Z")

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\*\* How Do I MURDER a Credit Card?  
Another legal question spawned by a movie\*\*

Probably starring Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/279 "2012-08-03T20:30:21Z")

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**How To Stop Evil Co-Worker  
Searching on Facebook**

Put a virus on his computer? Take some scissors to his LAN cable? Superglue his keyboard? Don’t tell him your real name?

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/280 "2012-08-03T20:42:32Z")

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\*\*If you were arrested for a high-profile crime, what about you would the media have a field day with?   
-Found Out I Sleepwalk - Anyone Else? \*\*

On the plus side, it can only help the defense!

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