# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/281 "2012-08-04T00:44:05Z")
**What’s on your Fucket List? Fuck you AT&T, Fuck you landlord** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/282 "2012-08-04T02:34:43Z")
\*\*What could we add to “The Hobbit” to make it FOUR movies? Tell me about your pickle \*\* Well, it is small and furry, but I’m not sure if it’s enough to carry a whole movie. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/283 "2012-08-04T03:41:35Z")
\*\*Dinner tonight is… Pineapple - does anyone not like it? \*\* Well, I like pineapple fine, as a snack or something. If you eat enough of it for a whole meal, though, those enzymes can tear up your mouth pretty fierce. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/284 "2012-08-04T06:12:15Z")
\*\*-Google Fiber just announced their pricing and plans -Don’t piss off the guy with the very large tractor. -Don’t push me cos I’m close to the edge. \*\* I said, don’t push me!! JUST GIMME MAH BANDWIDTH! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/285 "2012-08-04T07:42:10Z")
**If You Oppose SSM, How Will You Feel When It’s Allowed? When did you last tread in shit?** “Yup, I’ll feel like I just got something nasty on my shoe” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/286 "2012-08-04T10:37:47Z")
**Critieria for a Utopia Washing fruits and vegetables** “In this marvelous land are many wonders, more than can be described here. Behold, the people of this land even have fruits and vegetables which are _clean_ and not covered with dirt.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/287 "2012-08-04T14:57:39Z")
\*\*Disney vacation with a 4-and-a-half year old Experiences with morphine \*\* You’ll be needing a lot of it. Slipping the kid some will help, too. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/288 "2012-08-04T15:50:49Z")
\*\*Baseball Trip 2012; New York/New England – What to see and do? Terminally Ill Teens and Sex \*\* Interesting ideas. I was maybe thinking something more baseball-related, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/289 "2012-08-04T17:43:25Z")
\*\* You’re an adult male being attacked in a bar - Your last fight was in Jr High - What do you do? Would you want a robotic pet cat or dog?\*\* Sic 'em, WonderBeast 2.0! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/290 "2012-08-04T18:33:15Z")
**I found a porn DVD someone dropped on the bus Nessie finally caught on camera?** Let’s see… “Lezzie Nessie”! Wow, how did you guess that? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/291 "2012-08-04T18:42:18Z")
**Trans-Atlantic flight with a 15 month old What drugs have you tried** Some Xanax in their bottle seems to shut them up. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/292 "2012-08-04T22:46:11Z")
**Dinner tonight is… Should I try Vegemite?** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/293 "2012-08-04T23:08:50Z")
\*\*What if: Nazi Germany invaded Great Britain. Is this a victory for Bullies? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/294 "2012-08-04T23:15:58Z")
**Mr. Romney, just what in the fuck ARE you responsible for? Fucking Ticketmaster!** Well, at least we have someone taking care of that, then. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/295 "2012-08-05T01:27:19Z")
\*\*I found a porn DVD someone dropped on the bus Gay Pride Comes to Vietnam! \*\* Hey, i think I’ve seen that one. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/296 "2012-08-05T05:15:26Z")
**I paid $4.00 for a bottle of something that smells exactly like pee. Happy Birthday, President Obama!** I wondered why he was all alone on the podium… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/297 "2012-08-05T10:57:35Z")
\*\* Stuff that took you too long to realize \*\* \*\*Do men really think women pee out their vagina? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/298 "2012-08-05T20:25:08Z")
**Emotionless Math Teachers Have You Ever Boycotted Products/Stores You Really LIKED?** We don’t really like anything, doofus, we’re emotionless. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/299 "2012-08-05T23:23:17Z")
**Oh yum! How have I made it 42 years without tasting the deliciousness of Feeding a stray cat** Yep, leave out olive oil for them and their meat is perfectly marbled when you catch 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/300 "2012-08-06T00:58:12Z")
**Can a municipality (in the USA) legally ban Hooters? what’s the deal with antlers?** Voluptuous young women with antlers serving food? Not in _my_ community, mister! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=16)