# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/301 "2012-08-06T03:02:49Z")
**Monty Python non sequitur thread Asperger’s: What it’s like** Your Asperger’s, it’s a goer, right? Been around the block? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/302 "2012-08-06T03:34:58Z")
\*\*Aside from humanoid, what shape would otherworldly sentient life likely have? Emotionless Math Teachers \*\* I’ve certainly had some that were clearly aliens. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/303 "2012-08-06T12:29:05Z")
\*\*If You Oppose SSM, How Will You Feel When It’s Allowed? Homophobic and Damned Ashamed of It \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/304 "2012-08-06T13:49:04Z")
\*\* What are the worst songs? Jingles all the way \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/305 "2012-08-06T16:55:30Z")
\*\*Which is the real Universal Life Church? Dolls, monkeys, and a frog \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/306 "2012-08-06T17:25:05Z")
\*\*Things that annoy you as an aspergery personality Asperger’s: What it’s like \*\* \*\* Liquid Nitrogen And Duct Tape - Who Knew? Lazy wet MMP \*\* \*\* It seems ridiculous to me that after being on this planet for over two decades I still can’t drink… Oh dopers! Why are you so pedantic? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/307 "2012-08-06T20:20:58Z")
\*\* Screw with history for fun & mischief. One rule: no killing. What do present day Germans think about the Holocaust?\*\* “Ve vould _love_ to screw around with the Holocaust, but you haff taken all the fun out of it!” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/308 "2012-08-06T21:58:40Z")
**My wife died tonight Liquid Nitrogen And Duct Tape - Who Knew?** Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/309 "2012-08-06T22:32:53Z")
\*\* What the hell is up with the smacking while eating? Poll: Will US bombs fall on Iran soon?\*\* Absolutely. Sponsoring terrorism, building atomic weapons, no big deal. But noisy kebab-eating cannot be tolerated. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/310 "2012-08-06T23:28:53Z")
\*\*We set the date!! I’m getting married! My wife died tonight \*\* That was quick. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/311 "2012-08-07T03:18:33Z")
**Tips on how to stop a ‘face eater’? Checking my bottom?** If a ‘face eater’ can’t tell the difference between your face and your bottom, _one_ of you has a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/312 "2012-08-07T03:24:28Z")
**How have you explained death to a toddler? Bizzar plumbing issue.** “Grandma fell into the bowl and was sucked down a pipe, and now she’s sailing the oceans on a pirate ship. No, really.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/313 "2012-08-07T12:46:35Z")
\*\* Aside from humanoid, what shape would otherworldly sentient life likely have? Really hot girls who work at really crappy jobs\*\* “bzzzt11!1!1!zorp!! I mean, welcome to McDonald’s.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/314 "2012-08-07T12:49:58Z")
\*\* Were there New World diseases that killed the explorers/conquerors? Need the help of an amateur entomologist!\*\* Moving to Texas, I see. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/315 "2012-08-07T14:02:52Z")
\*\*Lazy wet MMP Condensation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/316 "2012-08-07T16:37:14Z")
\*\* Looks like another mass shooting We need more interviews like this.\*\* That’s one way to narrow the applicant pool. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/317 "2012-08-07T19:18:25Z")
\*\*Let’s predict what the Curiosity rover will discover on Mars Hilarious photos of Gymnast’s giving everyone the stink eye. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/318 "2012-08-07T22:55:29Z")
\*\* My cat has pimples? What is this? Do you volunteer your dog? What’s it like?\*\* Does your guinea pig lose its flavor? On the bedpost overnight? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/319 "2012-08-07T23:01:28Z")
**Boner-killers in amateur porn Butter: generic vs high-end brand** I HATE it when the stick of lube says [BUTTER]! Takes me right out of the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2012, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/320 "2012-08-08T01:07:43Z")
**What to do in and around Northern California? Yesterday I Restrung My Ukulele** What can I say, it’s not the most happening place. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=17)