# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/341 "2012-08-09T12:19:50Z")
**Knowledge that could drive people insane–possible? Real (or fictional) examples? Trump and Obama’s College Transcripts** So that’s what drove Trump over the edge. “Obama got a B in English composition! Aieeeee!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/342 "2012-08-09T13:32:56Z")
\*\*What to do with all this chicken? A seven-foot Lego model of Serenity \*\* Great model! But what’s that smell? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/343 "2012-08-09T23:54:43Z")
\*\*A platonic date you wish weren’t Lion vs Tiger \*\* 'Cause I really want a pet liger. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/344 "2012-08-10T03:42:18Z")
\*\*Nude Man Covered In Crisco Seeking Friends After nearly 9 years, I’ve met the neighbour. \*\* And now I kinda wish I hadn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/345 "2012-08-10T04:06:35Z")
\*\*Men - You catch a woman masturbating - What do you do? “Can I pet your dog?” No. \*\* “Can I stroke your lizard?” No. “Can I play with your pussy?” Yeah, that was it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/346 "2012-08-10T12:21:58Z")
**What is the perfect first question to strangers? Why has bathing become something you must owne/rent property to enjoy?** “Are you saying I stink, buddy?” **WHACK** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/347 "2012-08-10T13:53:51Z")
\*\*Men - You catch a woman masturbating - What do you do? A platonic date you wish weren’t \*\* “Ummm – can I help you with that?” “No, I’d rather we kept this on a Platonic level. I’ll be through in a moment.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/348 "2012-08-10T15:00:20Z")
\*\*Is “Sorry, no” an impolite answer? A platonic date you wish weren’t \*\* \*\* For Women: You know you’re getting old when… Oh, good Lord. A “pwincess pwecious” just moved into our department. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/349 "2012-08-10T17:38:35Z")
**My local theater caught a guy with weapons Nude Man Covered In Crisco Seeking Friends** Yeah, you don’t expect that at a showing of _Toy Story 3_. And shouldn’t that be “weapon”? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/350 "2012-08-10T21:02:17Z")
**What’s with the Amish on the Greyhound? Why do we want the apocalypse?** Connect the dots, people! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/351 "2012-08-10T22:09:38Z")
\*\*Trying to Remember the Name of a Sci-Fi Book Taco Oops \*\* Nah, wasn’t that. Decent title, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/352 "2012-08-11T00:04:32Z")
**What’s the Best Way to Praise A Member? Resolved: tomndebb is a poopy-head.** Hmmm, could be a _tad_ more polite. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/353 "2012-08-11T00:45:51Z")
\*\*Fathers being possessive of teenage girls, creepy? Is “Sorry, no” an impolite answer? \*\* Yes! Everybody must agree with me, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/354 "2012-08-11T04:45:12Z")
\*\*So, We Have New Cat (Pictures) The universe peaks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/355 "2012-08-11T04:52:39Z")
**For Women: you know you’re getting old when…** **I’m getting gray hair and beard, and I’m not even thirty** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/356 "2012-08-11T05:12:47Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > **For Women: you know you’re getting old when…** > > **I’m getting gray hair and beard, and I’m not even thirty** Ninja’ed! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/357 "2012-08-11T05:58:58Z")
\*\*Ragu- The spaghetti sauce for kids who have just watched their parents have sex How many times a week do you guys eat spaghetti? \*\* Thankfully, not very often. I usually have mine with parmesan and brain bleach, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/358 "2012-08-11T19:15:08Z")
\*\* What’s up with giant overstuffed burritos? Suggest some vodka or gin cocktails for me to try What’s up with giant overstuffed burritos?\*\* _Please_ teach your parrot some new phrases. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/359 "2012-08-11T23:55:04Z")
\*\*Stuff that took you too long to realize What is a button? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/360 "2012-08-12T00:07:20Z")
\*\*Primary doctor died A hypothetical. Includes zombies. \*\* So he can be a _braaaiiin_ surgeon now? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=19)