# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/361 "2012-08-12T00:37:55Z")

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**Fathers being possessive of teenage girls, creepy?   
A platonic date you wish weren’t  
Poll: First sexual experience  
My girlfriend thinks I have social anxiety disorder**

Is it just me, or has the dating scene gotten really …strange… lately?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/362 "2012-08-12T01:23:42Z")

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\*\* Kidney stone…what to do (need answers fast-ish).  
Am I the only one who hates the way Facebook works? \*\*

Post a photo of kidney stone on Facebook…wait for guy with lithotripsy machine to “like” it…yeah, that sucks.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/363 "2012-08-12T01:36:16Z")

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\*\* How do you know God’s voice?  
Which is the real Universal Life Church?\*\*

_IT’S THIS ONE._

Well alrighty then.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/364 "2012-08-12T02:40:23Z")

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\*\*You have 1 date to woo your hollywood crush. You go…  
Is “Sorry, no” an impolite answer? \*\*

Hey, at least give me a chance to plan the date first, OK?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/365 "2012-08-12T04:00:41Z")

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\*\*Reassure me - red blotch in my vision after I woke  
First sexual experience \*\*

Tip: It’s not supposed to go in your eye.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/366 "2012-08-12T04:21:00Z")

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\*\* California-Legal AR 15 Question  
Dryer suddenly died\*\*

Very suddenly. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/367 "2012-08-12T07:22:44Z")

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\*\*What fraction of your sexual partners do you regret sleeping with?  
Does the number thirteen bother you? How much? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/368 "2012-08-12T12:14:14Z")

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**Culture Shock: Men play football better than women…  
Cow tipping verdict?**

Another male-dominated sport. Yowza!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/369 "2012-08-12T20:17:25Z")

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\*\* Ideas for lyrics T-shirt  
TMI Alert!! But need advice on stopping blood\*\*

This is the shirt to wear when dining out, if you want a table near the bathroom.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/370 "2012-08-13T15:14:27Z")

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\*\*What do you want?

Great Lakes rock hounds and artifact hunters

Sexy Bikini Romp Nets Fine for Vietnamese Carrier

This smells like a scam.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/371 "2012-08-13T16:20:21Z")

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\*\*Mods/Admins, seriously stop…  
Vaginal Lubrication? \*\*

I knew they were up to no good.

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**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/372 "2012-08-13T16:59:45Z")

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\*\*Primary doctor died  
What do you want?  
Vaginal Lubrication? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/373 "2012-08-13T17:12:25Z")

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\*\*What Else Floats?

“Oh really?” “Are you sure?” “I didn’t know that” … JHC  
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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/374 "2012-08-13T21:13:49Z")

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\*\* Good presidential debate questions for Romney/Ryan

What do you want?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/375 "2012-08-13T21:43:15Z")

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\*\* Jews in WW2 Draft?  
Did Jesus die a Christian?\*\*

Was this before or after the Battle of the Bulge?

\*\* You have 1 date to woo your hollywood crush. You go…  
What’s the population of Los Angeles? \*\*

We’ll need to work on your small talk.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/376 "2012-08-14T12:03:57Z")

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\*\* Cinnamon Imp Is in Hospital  
Don’t Ask Any Questions In Kalamazoo! [off-duty cop wishes he could carry a gun in Calgary]  
Mr. Shoe is in the hospital\*\*

“So, officer, do you use your gun a lot?” **BLAM**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/377 "2012-08-14T13:16:54Z")

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\*\*You have 1 date to woo your hollywood crush. You go…  
Ask the (former) Bouncer  
\*\*  
Hey Mac! What did Jessica Alba drink when she used to go here?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/378 "2012-08-14T13:56:01Z")

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\*\*cockroaches vs spiders, which is more disgusting to you?  
What about reverse mortgages?  
\*\*  
They’re pretty disgusting too.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/379 "2012-08-14T14:23:07Z")

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\*\*What’s the best part of your vacation?  
Standardizing Batteries for Watches, Flashlights, and Other Consumer Electronics \*\*

It’s so nice to spend some time on my hobby.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/380 "2012-08-14T16:22:54Z")

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\*\* Nantucket and Martha’s Vinyard Questions  
How do you soothe a colicky baby?\*\*

How about a dunk in the surf, followed by a fried clam basket?

Mmmm…

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