# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/21 "2012-06-22T14:04:41Z")
**How would you tell a sweet girl that she has B.O.? Would you post this FB reply? How can I get my socially awkward son to learn social skills?** You can’t improve on “luv ya honey but you reek”. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/22 "2012-06-22T14:18:58Z")
\*\*So last night I found out my wife had an affair I’m pregnant? What!!! \*\* StG ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/23 "2012-06-22T16:58:32Z")
\*\*I think my laptop is fried I met a person today whose first name is Virus. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/24 "2012-06-22T17:40:36Z")
\*\*Apollo Astronaut Arrhythmias? Dying of heart attack is a painful dead? How public are Wills? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/25 "2012-06-22T18:03:47Z")
**What should I do with an annoying slinky? Dear House Centipede on my closet wall** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/26 "2012-06-22T18:30:04Z")
**So last night I found out my wife had an affair Scrotum stuck in toaster oven. Need answer FAST…** I suppose that’s _one_ way to deal with coming home and finding another man in your bed… ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/27 "2012-06-22T18:32:30Z")
**Summertime…and the sequential threads are sleazy Shameless solicitation from a poster (almost) nobody knows!** :p;) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/28 "2012-06-22T18:41:42Z")
\*\*Why do country/state names that start with “A” end with “A”? Apollo Astronaut Arrhythmias? \*\* I’ve never met anyone from Apollo Astronaut Arrhythmia before. I like how all the initials are "A"s, too. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/29 "2012-06-22T19:46:12Z")
**What Political Correspondant Gets You Going? Frozen bananas…with the skin.** \*Where \*do the batteries go in this thing? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/30 "2012-06-22T20:37:39Z")
**Death by armadillo Dying of heart attack is a painful dead?** Yes, but much less painful than being eaten by armadillos. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/31 "2012-06-23T02:18:07Z")
**How do you say goodbye to someone who’s dying? Dear House Centipede on my closet wall** That’s actually a pretty good phrasing, assuming the one who’s dying is, in fact, a house centipede on your closet wall. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/32 "2012-06-23T13:45:26Z")
**Poll: If your spouse said “Let’s be monogamish”, would you think about it? What catch phrases DO you like?** “Let’s get into animal husbandry” - nah, I’ll have to think about it. **the FUCK?! How do you say goodbye to someone who’s dying?** Very carefully, the way things are going on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/33 "2012-06-23T17:03:42Z")
**Ask the parent of a kid with Down Syndrome Couple Sues Docs who said Child Wouldn’t Have Down Syndrome** First question; How much did you sue him for? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/34 "2012-06-24T02:53:45Z")
**the FUCK?! BEARS! Help keep me safe from these godless killing machines.** Calm down, we’re in midtown Manhattan for crying out loud. Take your meds. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/35 "2012-06-24T21:25:29Z")
\*\*I do not understand how evil walks in the day BEARS! Help keep me safe from these godless killing machines. \*\* Bears aren’t evil. Just hungry opportunists. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/36 "2012-06-24T22:24:15Z")
\*\*Summertime…and the sequential threads are sleazy the FUCK?! \*\* We told you they were sleazy! Nobody ever listens… **What would be the negative effects of banning pornography? Pleistocene Megafauna Rewilding** Naturally. I mean, there’s plenty of porn, and when was the last time you saw a mammoth or sabertooth? That’s hardly a mere _coincidence_; ever since cavemen started carving and painting naked people, such animals went on a decline. Obvious cause and effect. Get rid of porn, and the next thing you know there’ll be a giant ground sloth sniffing at your door. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/37 "2012-06-24T23:06:46Z")
**Seroquel. Tell me how it is. Poll: How high can you get?** Knowing someone who takes it; It makes you sleepy, not high. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/38 "2012-06-24T23:07:15Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > I mean, there’s plenty of porn, and when was the last time you saw a mammoth or sabertooth? That’s hardly a mere _coincidence_; ever since cavemen started carving and painting naked people, such animals went on a decline. Obvious cause and effect. Get rid of porn, and the next thing you know there’ll be a giant ground sloth sniffing at your door. So if I erase that certain external drive, will that bring the sabretooth tiger back? 'Cause if it just brings back a giant ground squirrel or something, I’m not sure it would be worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/39 "2012-06-24T23:23:47Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > So if I erase that certain external drive, will that bring the sabretooth tiger back? 'Cause if it just brings back a giant ground squirrel or something, I’m not sure it would be worth it. It probably depends on what’s on the drive. Vanilla porn would presumably have less power than bondage or tentacle porn. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/40 "2012-06-25T06:11:49Z")
**Dry firing guns. Always bad? Any gunsmiths in the house?** I _told_ you not to keep dry firing that thing, but nooo… :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=3)