# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![Tess\_Trueheart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Tess\_Trueheart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess_Trueheart)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/401 "2012-08-17T01:26:55Z")

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\*\* How to deal with unwanted gift of a cougar painting?

Poll: Cat Pictures vs. Porn: A pointless argument

Veterinarians: how serious is this? (cat)\*\*

She was just an amateur cat model, posing for some art students one time…

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/402 "2012-08-17T13:41:41Z")

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**What did Enron actually do, as a business?  
birthdays**

They had clowns and everything.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/403 "2012-08-17T18:16:35Z")

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\*\*What happens if I complain to a Fast Food place?  
Meteorites falling on your head \*\*

So don’t complain!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/404 "2012-08-17T18:29:19Z")

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\*\*If you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?  
1 day in Pataluma with a 6 year-old  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/405 "2012-08-17T19:52:15Z")

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\*\* Gonna be a good day, Doper.  
Gee, thanks for the nightmare, Dopers!\*\*

Don’t blame us - _you_ took the nap.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/406 "2012-08-18T01:00:34Z")

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\*\* Getting shocked by house wiring  
Ever been cast as a corpse on any “Law & Order” episode?\*\*

He’s known for his realistic portrayals.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/407 "2012-08-18T11:07:45Z")

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\*\*We got snow last night  
Welcome, Canadians! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/408 "2012-08-18T13:27:25Z")

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\*\* What could you do with a trillion dollars that you could NOT do with a billion dollars?  
Are you counting on some form of inheritance from your parents or grandparents?\*\*

It’s how Mitt Romney gets his kids to campaign for him.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/409 "2012-08-18T14:47:26Z")

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**How to deal with unwanted gift of a cougar painting?  
I may actually go insane with anger**

Whoa! Good thing it wasn’t dogs playing poker.  
**God  
Did Jesus die a Christian?**

The Little Jerk Converted To Hinduism At The Last Minute. You Wouldn’t Believe The Effort I Had To Put Into The Coverup.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/410 "2012-08-18T20:44:53Z")

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**Behold, the Trogloraptor!  
There it is.**

Yep. It’s a trogloraptor all right.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/411 "2012-08-18T22:04:05Z")

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**What are the bizarre things people say to you when you tell them what you do for a living?  
I murdered my Kindle**

Never, ever tell people you work in tech support.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/412 "2012-08-18T22:09:45Z")

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**What happens if I complain to a Fast Food place?  
Cold Sores**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/413 "2012-08-19T16:37:19Z")

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\*\*Are cats as pets becoming more 'Manly man" acceptable?

How to deal with unwanted gift of a cougar painting? \*\*

It’s manlier than a picture of frolicking kittens, that’s for sure.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/414 "2012-08-19T19:47:45Z")

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\*\* Why do universities have memorial unions?  
Towns with the name of Union  
Where does “Rest in peace” come from?\*\*

More evidence for the Harmonic Convergence.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/415 "2012-08-20T01:00:44Z")

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“Last Post” on the front page sequential:  
**Medieval Lord Threatened by…  
God**

“Put any more words in my mouth and you’ll regret it, monkey boy.”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/416 "2012-08-20T13:15:32Z")

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\*\*I may actually go insane with anger  
Why did my oven door blow open?!? \*\*

Anger issues, much?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/417 "2012-08-20T13:41:42Z")

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\*\* Tony Scott dead of apparent suicide  
Ever been cast as a corpse on any “Law & Order” episode? \*\*

I wonder if Tony Scott will be (Sleazy enough for you?)

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/418 "2012-08-20T13:56:20Z")

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\*\*_magical sound effect_ You are now your username - how screwed are you?  
Gee, thanks for the nightmare, Dopers! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/419 "2012-08-20T21:34:25Z")

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\*\* National Weather Service accidentally orders thousands of rounds of ammunition  
Mr. Shoe is in the hospital\*\*

“Complain about the forecast, will you?” BLAM BLAM BLAM

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/420 "2012-08-21T15:34:07Z")

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**Guess what? Chemotherapy can CAUSE cancer…  
Yay! I have a disease!**

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