# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/421 "2012-08-21T21:08:31Z")
**A fucking idiot videotaped Tony Scott’s suicide jump and is showing it. Another Idiocy From The Short Bus States Idiots who pray** I’m sensing a theme here… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/422 "2012-08-21T21:39:53Z")
\*\* What happens if I complain to a Fast Food place? What happens if you eject over the himalayas?\*\* That bad, huh? OK, I give up, the burger’s great! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/423 "2012-08-22T13:04:00Z")
\*\*Do people in the USA think voting SHOULD be difficult? Tramp Stamp poll \*\* We need to know you’re not double-voting, Mr. Papadopolis. Now, expose your lower back! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/424 "2012-08-22T13:12:43Z")
\*\*My mom keeps giving me ridiculous “assignments” and gets dejected when I decline My mom always sarcastically answer me \*\* Stop declining, then. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/425 "2012-08-22T13:52:15Z")
\*\* My mom always sarcastically answer me Yay! I have a disease! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/426 "2012-08-22T15:45:08Z")
\*\*Your attempts at witty lines that bombed Yay! I have a disease! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/427 "2012-08-22T16:32:38Z")
\*\*Your attempts at witty lines that bombed Why is my dog so thin? Fuck you, that’s why. \*\* Never mind, that’s actually pretty sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/428 "2012-08-22T17:00:27Z")
\*\*Big medical problems you solved yourself Would you still be alive without modern medical technology? \*\* Replacing that heart valve myself was real tricky, but I saved so much money… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/429 "2012-08-22T18:35:11Z")
\*\* Toddler collapsing and laying perfectly still Passed over for a promotion - how to react\*\* “Sorry kiddo, you don’t get promoted to “child” until you’re 4.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/430 "2012-08-22T21:14:07Z")
\*\*Republican Fanboys and the Bands that Hate Them ‘What Dancing in the Dark is really about’ \*\* Duh, it’s about Springsteen’s boundless patriotism! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/431 "2012-08-23T16:40:37Z")
\*\*How you doin’: the Doper romance thread. Your attempts at witty lines that bombed \*\* I told that she was definitely NSFW and she slapped me. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/432 "2012-08-23T18:16:06Z")
\*\* My mom always sarcastically answer me My mom keeps giving me ridiculous “assignments” and gets dejected when I decline Suggestion: DopeFest in the Netherlands?\*\* “Mom! What are you doing in the Netherlands?” “Asshole - figure it out yourself!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/433 "2012-08-23T20:19:08Z")
\*\*Irrational fear of bees? caramelisation of sugar? \*\* Bees are on the what now? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/434 "2012-08-24T05:13:51Z")
**How Can Romney Possibly Win? God** Well, God _does_ have a history of liking to inflict plagues and curses… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/435 "2012-08-24T06:04:29Z")
**What’s in the 100 year old Norwegian mystery package? It’s being opened tomorrow 8/24. More fake facts** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/436 "2012-08-24T12:29:57Z")
\*\*What does the word “vixen” mean, in your opinion, when applied to a woman? Women: do you have hairy forearms? \*\* Well, foxes have hairy legs, so… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/437 "2012-08-24T12:57:54Z")
**RO: Cheerleader stripping RO: If you like dog fighting you’ll love baby boxing I may actually go insane with anger** Especially when the naked cheerleaders start boxing the babies. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/438 "2012-08-24T14:04:21Z")
**Paranoia in the year 2200 In RPGs is it ever good to act to the detriment of the group?** Well, in Paranoia, it is. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/439 "2012-08-24T15:42:37Z")
**So how do I get jillions of page views on my blog? Dog Shaming** “Stand _still_ Rover! I know you don’t like the costume, but it’s sure to get me lots of views! Now where’s that jester hat?” Rover: _\_ ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/440 "2012-08-24T16:20:31Z")
\*\*What’s in the 100 year old Norwegian mystery package? It’s being opened tomorrow 8/24 Anders Behring Breivik declared sane… \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=23)