# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/441 "2012-08-25T11:51:32Z")
\*\*There was a common thread to the Lincoln,Garfield,McKinley and Kennedy assasinations WTF Norway?!! \*\* Yep, Norway. They’re more dangerous than you think. **Sexual hangups Eating like a kid** “Look Carol, it’s irritating enough that you insist on eating with your fingers; but do you have to keep making those funny sounds all the time while you do it?!” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/442 "2012-08-25T13:34:58Z")
**What’s in the 100 year old Norwegian mystery package? It’s being opened tomorrow 8/24. Computer Virus Attack** It’s a Trojan package! Don’t op… Dammit, too late. Hang on, why does my laptop suddenly smell of lutefisk? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/443 "2012-08-25T16:17:31Z")
\*\* What’s in the 100 year old Norwegian mystery package? It’s being opened tomorrow 8/24. Personal insight\*\* “Ja, the motorcar will never replace the horse.” Gee thanks, Grandpa Sven. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/444 "2012-08-25T17:34:10Z")
**Unleash the Mind Where are the lines drawn on what is rational and what isn’t? Paranoia in the year 2200** 😕:eek::smack: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/445 "2012-08-27T02:21:32Z")
**Stuff that took you too long to realize How to live long-term on a million dollars** On the other hand, now I have a garage full of hookers and blow. Tell me if you need any. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/446 "2012-08-27T02:46:34Z")
\*\*I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of? teaching foreign language sounds to babies \*\* Thanks, but I want the kid’s first words to be “mama dada”, not “Allahu Akbar”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/447 "2012-08-27T12:49:00Z")
\*\*Todd Akin [rape does not result in pregnancy] Why kill the bear? \*\* “You’re not here for the hunting, right?” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/448 "2012-08-27T15:03:58Z")
\*\*Prince Hairy in Las Vegas Saw a firefly last night \*\* Well, good for him. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/449 "2012-08-27T18:40:22Z")
\*\*What makes brains grow (in an evolutionary sense)? SABOT hit on human body \*\* Well, it certainly makes them occupy a greater amount of area. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/450 "2012-08-27T20:06:19Z")
\*\*A secret you will never tell anyone I’m not your “boss” \*\* Because your boss is THE ILLUMINATI! Whoops, I wasn’t supposed to t ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/451 "2012-08-27T20:06:33Z")
\*\* Plausibility of putting an elephant in to space Traffic reports\*\* “It’s 10 after 5, we now go to Jumbo for our Eye In The Sky satellite traffic update.” _“ARUNGGHHHGAH!!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/452 "2012-08-28T11:55:28Z")
\*\*More fake facts New law in Arizona states ‘pregnancy begins two weeks before conception’ \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/453 "2012-08-28T11:56:21Z")
\*\* Crazy screaming lady Seemingly Innocuous Last Names That You’d Refuse to Live With\*\* “Mom, I’d like you to meet my fiancee, Sarah Crazy Screaming Lady.” “ **Hi!!** ” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/454 "2012-08-28T12:15:52Z")
\*\* Royal Flush If you flushed every toilet in the Empire State Building simultaneously… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/455 "2012-08-28T12:53:12Z")
\*\* How soon does Dulcolax work? Requesting TMI pre-colonoscopy. Royal Flush \*\* \*\* Poll: Why Do You Watch Trashy\* TV (Answer Only If You Actually Watch) Booksnobbery \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/456 "2012-08-28T13:01:53Z")
\*\*Ingredient lists that don’t really tell you much. Why didn’t the Anglo-Saxons replace Saturday with a Norse god? \*\* [reading] “Contains Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden, Thor, Freya, and Saturn. Hmm.”[/reading] “Hey, Olaf! What’s a ‘Saturn’?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/457 "2012-08-28T13:04:43Z")
\*\* I should like to point out: More fake facts \*\* Please do. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/458 "2012-08-28T13:15:30Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\* Royal Flush > If you flushed every toilet in the Empire State Building simultaneously… > \*\* …they’d play “God Save The Queen”? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/459 "2012-08-28T15:02:11Z")
**If you were arrested for a high-profile crime, what about you would the media have a field day with? Sexual hangups** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/460 "2012-08-28T18:01:45Z")
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