# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/461 "2012-08-28T18:47:36Z")
\*\*Is there a name for something you just can’t make better from scratch? I’m making yogurt! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/462 "2012-08-28T21:34:29Z")
**Questions about Muslim funeral. Need answers fast Why kill the bear?** Christ, what goes on at these things?! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/463 "2012-08-28T21:36:59Z")
**I’m single! What should I do? And should I begin dating again right away? $1,000,000 in renovations to your house** If that doesn’t get you laid, I don’t know what will. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/464 "2012-08-29T11:51:07Z")
\*\*I’m single! What should I do? And should I begin dating again right away? Would you date a 30 year old who is going back to school? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/465 "2012-08-29T12:12:30Z")
\*\*How long could one live on spongecake, boiled shrimp and Margaritas? Geographers–how much of what kind of math do they do? \*\* They probably calculate how long people in Key West live on spongecake, boiled shrimp and Margaritas. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/466 "2012-08-29T12:38:01Z")
\*\*Help me with the verbage for my deli sign please. Food Eaten Alive and Moving? \*\* “Food eaten when you’re alive and moving?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/467 "2012-08-29T14:02:17Z")
\*\*Ever bite into something so good it gives you tingles? Figs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/468 "2012-08-29T14:12:19Z")
\*\*When will the new mars rover start doing interesting things? Recent “stuck gas pedal” runaway car \*\* “Help! I’m in the Mars Rover and I can’t get it below .2 MPH!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/469 "2012-08-29T14:15:27Z")
\*\*Spend 20 years in Norwegian prison or 2 years in Turkish prison? Experiences you will never forget \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/470 "2012-08-29T14:45:06Z")
\*\* The Republicans are finally trying to win over the female vote. Community Candy Jar Pigs\*\* A long-overlooked demographic, along with breakroom fridge raiders and toilet seat squatters. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/471 "2012-08-29T15:18:35Z")
\*\*Would you date a 30 year old who is going back to school? A used car salesman? \*\* Probably the former before the latter. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/472 "2012-08-29T18:53:36Z")
**Lion Loose in Eastern England Stuff you notice when you ride a bike.** And then you bike like a motherfuck in the opposite direction. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/473 "2012-08-29T21:34:14Z")
\*\* I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of? Orthodox Jews: some advice, please.\*\* I advise you to get help. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/474 "2012-08-29T21:52:05Z")
\*\* Song by The Police Cowboys and Hillbillys\*\* _Why cain’t you see that steer belongs to me_ 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/475 "2012-08-30T12:06:54Z")
\*\*Would You Date/Live With/Marry A Celebrity? Interesting Article About the Muppets’ Swedish Chef \*\* Everywhere we go, there’s people yelling, “Hey! Bork Bork Bork Bork!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/476 "2012-08-30T12:54:05Z")
\*\* What Percentage of Criminal Defendents (USA) Plead “Not Guilty”? Why kill the bear?\*\* All he had to do was plead not guilty. Of course, barfing up the “Montana Is For Lovers” t-shirt didn’t help. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/477 "2012-08-30T14:23:57Z")
\*\*Stuff you notice when you ride a bike. First a knife, then a gun, and now a crutch attack in Times Square \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/478 "2012-08-30T15:57:33Z")
\*\*Crazy screaming lady What is you opinion of this marriage dilemma? \*\* Wait… Are you asking about a CSL in a marriage? Or are you asking the CSL her opinion? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/479 "2012-08-30T16:09:44Z")
\*\*Things to do in Tokyo and Kyoto Young inner-city males and work \*\* Well, thanks, but… I don’t really swing that way, and I was supposed to be on holiday. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/480 "2012-08-30T16:23:55Z")
\*\* What are your weird food quirks? Crazy screaming lady\*\* Yeah, that’s why I don’t eat at Popeye’s. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=25)