# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/501 "2012-09-05T19:50:52Z")

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\*\*Of course God exists–And I can prove it.

Resolved: We need a longer school year

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…at least for the Logic classes

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/502 "2012-09-05T19:58:24Z")

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\*\* Ladies: Would you get involved with a Saudi Arabian man?  
What else could I have done to please this customer?\*\*

You _could_ have just given him the refund. :smack:

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/503 "2012-09-06T15:27:01Z")

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**The new secret thread. PM me your secret  
Spiderphobes stay out**

Hmph. Fine! You sissies can have your thread.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/504 "2012-09-06T17:10:32Z")

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\*\* A toilet for dogs (to drink out of)  
So, how’s your baby?\*\*

He’s fine, the dogs let him share.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/505 "2012-09-06T18:11:02Z")

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\*\* Passive spousalcide  
Did George H.W. Bush leave a ‘mess’?\*\*

No, I don’t recall there being any leftover Barbara bits.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/506 "2012-09-06T19:25:59Z")

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\*\*My Life is Now Complete for I Have Seen…

Coca Cola in Britain

\*\*

For some people, the bar is set pretty low.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/507 "2012-09-06T20:29:44Z")

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\*\*What else could I have done to please this customer?  
Shit test/fitness test \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/508 "2012-09-07T01:28:25Z")

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\*\* Hunting with explosives  
Things to do in the Columbia River Gorge\*\*

BOOMOOMOOMOOM “Got one, Clem!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/509 "2012-09-07T11:40:42Z")

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**What else could I have done to please this customer?  
Passive spousalcide**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/510 "2012-09-07T12:17:34Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\* Stolen wallet recovered 40 years later is a miniature time-capsule

OK, I feel old now

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/511 "2012-09-07T12:29:50Z")

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\*\*More fake facts

21 Ways Rich People Think Differently  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/512 "2012-09-07T14:01:14Z")

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\*\*First giant house spider of the season  
Spiderphobes stay out \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/513 "2012-09-07T14:02:08Z")

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**First giant house spider of the season  
Spiderphobes stay out**

EDIT: Scooped by **Hypno-Toad**!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/514 "2012-09-07T14:19:59Z")

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**Why does my quest for mole bear bitter fruit (mole)?  
Are bitter melons actually edible?!**

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/515 "2012-09-07T14:21:39Z")

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\*\*No Easy Day - The Story of Seal Team 6

Review a book while totally missing the point \*\*  
That was the worst East Asia travel guide ever.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/516 "2012-09-07T14:36:20Z")

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**First giant house spider of the season  
Spiderphobes stay out**

Probably good advice.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/517 "2012-09-07T14:49:59Z")

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**21 Ways Rich People Think Differently  
Lyin’ for the Lord!**

The Republican Party in a nutshell.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/518 "2012-09-07T15:10:28Z")

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\*\*Who Is Making All This PCP?  
Mosquitos, big and small \*\*

Not who you’d think.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/519 "2012-09-07T17:25:01Z")

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\*\* Non-Americans - name a thing you know about the US you got from the SDMB  
Mars does not endorse deep frying its chocolate bars\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/520 "2012-09-07T20:17:49Z")

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\*\* Hunting with explosives  
Why does my right hand go numb and what can I do about it?\*\*

Let go of the dynamite sooner?

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