# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 27

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/521 "2012-09-07T20:36:29Z")

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\*\* Name something awesome your folks did for you

You’re wondering why I can hardly stand to talk to you, Dad? \*\*

After reading the first thread, yes, he’s wondering.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/522 "2012-09-07T20:43:51Z")

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\*\*OK, I feel old now  
I got a George V nickel int change today! \*\*

“Ah, good old George V! I remember him! Whatever happened to him, anyway? Oh, dear me, he died in…geeze…1936.”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/523 "2012-09-08T00:58:33Z")

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**Do you have a grocery shopping methodology?  
Crossing the Mojave Desert**

Honestly, that doesn’t sound very convenient.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/524 "2012-09-08T02:32:33Z")

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\*\*What unusual animals have been (or could be) domesticated?

Mosquitos, big and small \*\*

My new pet.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/525 "2012-09-08T14:28:14Z")

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\*\* Wisdom teeth  
Crossing the Mojave Desert\*\*

Well, that explains the weird clacking sounds.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/526 "2012-09-08T15:27:00Z")

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\*\*50 Shades of Grey  
Grimm Season 2 \*\*

New series set in Seattle.  
**Why is this song not happy?  
The music of your life**

_You_ have the power to compose the soundtrack of your life. Choose happy songs!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/527 "2012-09-08T16:52:06Z")

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\*\* How would you tell a sweet girl that she has B.O.?  
Should I buy a bus?\*\*

Yeah, and make her sit in the back row. She’ll figure it out.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/528 "2012-09-08T17:08:21Z")

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**Skunks and cats living together!  
Trying not to be jealous!**  
**Anyone remember the early days of television?  
50 Shades of Grey**

Yeah, in the early days it was all black-and-white. Which brings us back to the skunk…

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/529 "2012-09-08T21:44:04Z")

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\*\*How Dangerous Is a Class 1 Laser?  
Could we blow up the moon? \*\*

You’d need at least a Class 4 to blow up the moon.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/530 "2012-09-09T03:04:42Z")

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\*\*Have you ever done anything terribly stupid for romantic love (or simple lust)?  
Crossing the Mojave Desert \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/531 "2012-09-09T12:46:17Z")

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**Antimatter Question  
Plumbing tool**

For those truly stubborn clogs.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/532 "2012-09-09T16:26:16Z")

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**someone put UTI infected urine in my drink  
Agh! Dirty ol’ Neighbour- advice?**  
[ol]Get to the E.R. Now.Move. Soon.[/ol]

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/533 "2012-09-09T20:22:49Z")

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**Castration Question  
How do I de-friend on FB??**

Kids these days. I figure if you’ve been castrated you got bigger fish to fry than who your cyber-BFF is.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/534 "2012-09-09T23:50:02Z")

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\*\*Underrated Movies  
Seeking geeky entertainment in Las Vegas \*\*

Oh yeah, it’s the prequel to _Leaving Las Vegas_. It has a caffeine-addicted Nicolas Cage going to a Star Wars conference, where he meets and forms an uneasy relationship with a lovesick Wookie. Or I might have dreamt all that.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/535 "2012-09-10T00:40:32Z")

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\*\* Limberger Cheese  
Stupid Republican idea of the day\*\*

“Obama eats stinky foreign cheeses, but Mitt Romney is strictly an American Cheese man!”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/536 "2012-09-10T02:21:52Z")

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\*\*So what movies made you cry?  
Over-rated Movies \*\*

Yup.

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/537 "2012-09-10T02:53:34Z")

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\*\*What to decorate my house with that will upset the neighbors just a little?  
Adopting older children \*\*

How are you going to hang them on the wall?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/538 "2012-09-10T03:54:17Z")

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\*\* Limberger Cheese  
Stupid liberal idea of the day\*\*

“Mitt Romney closed down the cheese factory leaving us at the mercy of imported stinky cheese; Obama pledges to create 200,000 more cheese jobs!”

Fellas, you’ve got to find another talking point.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/539 "2012-09-10T06:58:11Z")

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**The expiration date is not important!  
Adopting older children**

:dubious: How old are we talking about?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/540 "2012-09-10T11:07:03Z")

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\*\*So what movies made you cry?  
Underrated Movies \*\*

I can’t help it, it’s just so sad that they should be so underrated.

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