# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/561 "2012-09-12T18:27:25Z")
**Just got job at gay bar. Anything to expect? Strangest jobs you’ve had / applied for?** Come now, I doubt it will be any weirder than other bars…though I’ll admit, that may be setting the bar a little high. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/562 "2012-09-12T20:47:34Z")
\*\* There are certain things one should not complain to the boss about. This is one. I just found out that Darth Vader is my father.\*\* Yep, that’s not your boss’s business. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/563 "2012-09-13T02:44:13Z")
\*\*I must be a bad person, because… I have too many reward cards \*\* You _fiend_! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/564 "2012-09-13T06:45:32Z")
\*\*More fake facts Chemtrails \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/565 "2012-09-13T12:29:10Z")
\*\* why would UFOs have lights? Playing “hide and seek” with God \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/566 "2012-09-13T13:02:14Z")
\*\* why would UFOs have lights? Blacks and crime in America\*\* A good alarm system is mandatory too, especially if you’re [landing in the ghetto](http://www.lyricsg.com/66591/ry-cooder/ufo-has-landed-in-the-ghetto-lyrics). ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/567 "2012-09-13T14:21:38Z")
\*\*“A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…” Do You Ever Get This Feeling Before You Fall Asleep? \*\* Yeah, I’m _Done_ but she wants to keep talking… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/568 "2012-09-13T15:38:21Z")
\*\*21 Ways Rich People Think Differently I have too many reward cards Am I going to hell for laughing at this? Childhood disappointments \*\* Yup ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/569 "2012-09-13T18:40:42Z")
\*\* “A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…” How often do you rotate your tires?\*\* If she’s got bald Firestones, that’s a deal-breaker. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/570 "2012-09-13T19:27:47Z")
\*\*Poll: Lindsay: male or female? Whats the appeal of Filipina women? “A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…” \*\* Okay, so not their intelligence, then… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/571 "2012-09-13T20:37:31Z")
\*\*I have destructive impulses! There are certain things one should not complain to the boss about. This is one. \*\* Good advice. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/572 "2012-09-13T21:34:44Z")
\*\* Strangest jobs you’ve had / applied for? I have destructive impulses!\*\* “Interesting job history - egg farm inspector, antiques salesman, brain surgery tech - how come none lasted more than 3 months?” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/573 "2012-09-14T13:50:54Z")
**Maggots in watermelon Do all guavas have worms in them? Please help! iPhone question** Well, some viruses are ‘worms’. But I wouldn’t expect too many on an Apple. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/574 "2012-09-14T17:16:08Z")
**My dog has fleas What’s a Republican to do?** Blame Obama. **An argument I think destroys the Conservative approach to the Great Recession "We are one year away from global food riots"** We can just feed them the Conservatives. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/575 "2012-09-14T17:24:41Z")
\*\* Long lost love What’s a Republican to do?\*\* Hike the Appalachian Trail? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/576 "2012-09-14T19:35:39Z")
**What does the U.S. get out of its alliance with Israel? "Job Creators"** Body bag manufacturers? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/577 "2012-09-14T20:44:48Z")
**Whats the appeal of Filipina women? Ask the guy who works on an oil rig** “Listen, you bust your nuts for six months a thousand miles from the nearest woman, you’re about ready for a sweet little brown girl who’s happy to please her rich American guy any way he wants. It ain’t rocket science.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/578 "2012-09-14T21:17:20Z")
\*\* Ask the guy who works on an oil rig Tips for making homemade soap?\*\* Slather your body with light crude - makes a great solvent. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/579 "2012-09-15T04:47:10Z")
**World Trade Center Memories Am I going to hell for laughing at this?** Um…quite possibly. **What is (or what should be) the purpose of the National Guard? Alternative to Copyright: Protecting Consumers and Compensating Creators** Now that’s getting tough on Internet piracy! “He just downloaded a song! OPEN FIRE!” **any good way to say goodbye to someone you hate, when they’re leaving a job? Tell me about "clubbing"** Well, a weighted bat does more damage, so you might consider that. And wear gloves, to both reduce the chance of splinters and of leaving fingerprints. Plus, you should probably make your initial blow by surprise from behind to increase the chances of a disabling initial hit. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/580 "2012-09-15T15:41:32Z")
\*\* Poll: Hetero Men: Would you prefer a traditional woman as a partner? Do You Ever Get This Feeling Before You Fall Asleep?\*\* It’s more effective than counting sheep. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=30)