# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/41 "2012-06-25T13:37:14Z")
I have a rarity, from ATMB: \*\*Announcing a Doper’s death requires Mod/Admin pre-approval Rule for zombie ressurection \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/42 "2012-06-25T17:53:54Z")
\*\* What catch phrases DO you like? OK, women: buy me some shoes.\*\* Sorry, but if you say that while shooting craps, they’ll think you’re a wuss. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/43 "2012-06-25T18:02:30Z")
\*\*Taco Bell Menu Changes…what??? How much garlic is too much? \*\* Yo quiero breath mint. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/44 "2012-06-25T21:43:42Z")
**What stupid things scarred you emotionally as a child? Ask The Dermatological Medical Assistant** “Make an appointment with Dr. Bob - plastic surgery for the soul!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/45 "2012-06-25T23:28:36Z")
\*\*How do you say goodbye to someone who’s dying? Lonesome George Dead at 100+ \*\* My apologies to the folks in the first thread, but the combination is odd. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/46 "2012-06-26T01:42:18Z")
I couldn’t believe my luck when I saw these: \*\*Time to rehabilitate the swastika, loons proclaim Long fall for Mel Gibson\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/47 "2012-06-26T03:43:12Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It probably depends on what’s on the drive. Vanilla porn would presumably have less power than bondage or tentacle porn. Tentacle porn brings back extinct cephalopods. Or possibly Cthulhu. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/48 "2012-06-26T13:52:22Z")
\*\*There’s a balrog in my office My apartment is infested with bedbugs and my landlord won’t do anything. \*\* …And he won’t do anything about the Balrogs, either! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/49 "2012-06-26T14:19:21Z")
**What’s the most extraordinary thing you’ve posted about yourself? There’s a balrog in my office** nitpick: you’ve posted an extraordinary thing about your office, not yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/50 "2012-06-26T17:45:22Z")
**What was a herd of swine doing in Israel in Jesus’ day? Paying Fines** A swine fine. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/51 "2012-06-26T20:55:14Z")
**OK, women: buy me some shoes. Is my marriage about to explode?** “Who are these strange women, dear, and why are they buying you shoes???!?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/52 "2012-06-26T23:22:43Z")
\*\* What percentage of “illegals” fly into this country? What kind of plane is this? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/53 "2012-06-27T12:22:29Z")
**Your thoughts on horrible things happening to horrible people Ask the (former) Bouncer** Yeah, the boss got upset when we tossed that drunk in front of a cement-mixer. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/54 "2012-06-27T14:05:05Z")
**Tired of not getting good sex “New tires on the rear” law** But are you tired of not getting good sex on the… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/55 "2012-06-27T18:16:54Z")
\*\* Gender Guesser VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina \*\* Right all three times! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/56 "2012-06-27T19:21:18Z")
\*\*Need alternatives to emotional eating Emotional dependence \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/57 "2012-06-28T05:44:29Z")
\*\*How Hot Is It Where You Are? Colorado is on Fire!\*\* Colorado wins. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/58 "2012-06-28T14:20:46Z")
\*\*All you Zimmerman-lovers in the Great Debates thread are… Food Fadists - STFU \*\* Yeah, I totally stalk people who eat unfashionable food like Skittles. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/59 "2012-06-28T16:37:22Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > \*\*How Hot Is It Where You Are? > > Colorado is on Fire!\*\* > > Colorado wins. Not so fast there sparky. One of those volcano states could still pull out a hail mary lava flow and go for the gold. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/60 "2012-06-28T20:33:43Z")
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