# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/581 "2012-09-16T07:49:41Z")
**Any other dumpster divers / pickers here? What did you find today? I found the only person 10 degrees from Kevin Bacon!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/582 "2012-09-16T20:08:52Z")
\*\* I’m glad to be back in the workforce, and… Crazy Hours and no pay!!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/583 "2012-09-17T13:57:12Z")
\*\* A Parenting Question: Little Friend of your Child comes to play Sem-Nude; what do you do? Poll: Hetero Men: Would you prefer a traditional woman as a partner?\*\* Is this a trick question? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/584 "2012-09-17T13:58:45Z")
**How are hotel maids compensated? USA, green card etc… Are homeless people not given housing in the US?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/585 "2012-09-17T15:27:48Z")
\*\* How are hotel maids compensated? Why am I still getting sick?\*\* Leave better tips and they’ll stop using your toothbrush to clean the toilet. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/586 "2012-09-17T18:10:03Z")
\*\*Are baby animals routinely killed at zoos? Eating 50 eggs \*\* I sneak into zoos and eat the penguin eggs. They’re just gonna be killed anyway, right? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/587 "2012-09-17T18:13:08Z")
\*\*How are hotel maids compensated? Anal Absorption of Alcohol \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/588 "2012-09-17T18:43:57Z")
\*\* So mundane – Mommy issues. Got 'em? Well, that’s disgusting. - or - So kids these days like raw meat? \*\* Motherhood’s rough these days. \*\* Customer servicers, telemarketers, and other phone people, tell us your horror stories. Shove those roses up your ass, [ProFlowers.com](http://ProFlowers.com)! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/589 "2012-09-17T20:05:38Z")
\*\*Diagnose my computer problem? Computer tech questions from the computer naive \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/590 "2012-09-17T20:27:55Z")
\*\* Diet tips that actually work Ant Humiliation and Scorn\*\* It’s going to take a lot more than insults from insects to change _my_ eating habits. “Hey! You up there! Lay off the snacks, lard-ass!!” **SQUISH**. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/591 "2012-09-17T22:04:47Z")
\*\* MAD theory: Using Tactical Nukes on your own country My dog has fleas\*\* Believe me, I’ve thought of using tactical nukes in this situation. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/592 "2012-09-17T22:23:25Z")
\*\* Of course God exists–And I can prove it. Does this barber shave himself?\*\* Can God grow a beard so long that He cannot shave it? 😕:eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/593 "2012-09-18T02:18:36Z")
\*\* Does ”analingus” bother anyone else? The Potty Training Vexation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/594 "2012-09-18T05:11:06Z")
**Forums or Sites that are bad for your Wallet! In one fucking day!** Steam during a sale. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/595 "2012-09-18T12:06:29Z")
\*\* What happened to the Occupy Movement? I have lots of drugs and I’m wanting to get rid of them\*\* If they’re not accepting drugs down at the Occupy tent, try advertising on Craigslist. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/596 "2012-09-18T13:01:32Z")
\*\*Where is your go-to place for a great nature hike? Arrived in China a week ago \*\* Just the place for a long march. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/597 "2012-09-18T14:27:45Z")
**Why I want to learn a foreign language In one fucking day!** Good luck with that. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/598 "2012-09-18T18:51:10Z")
\*\*What happened to our phone outlet? Pirate Bay and associated assholes----suck it. \*\* You need to call a telephone sanitizer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/599 "2012-09-18T19:39:25Z")
\*\* Foreign language Dopers: What foodstuff is used as a slang word for testicles? Shaving Davy Jones \*\* I need some brain bleach for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/600 "2012-09-18T20:42:22Z")
\*\*his penis "may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident Do you dance?\*\* I rarely hit the dance floor; afraid of making an ass of myself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=31)