# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/621 "2012-09-21T22:24:37Z")

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\*\* 10 years as a member of the SDMB  
Dammit now I am worried I do have short arms!\*\*

We _told_ you not to post so much.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/622 "2012-09-21T22:50:58Z")

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\*\* For American conservatives disenchanted with Romney, what’s your move?

Homosexuality and the Old Testament \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/623 "2012-09-22T01:09:52Z")

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\*\* Dumber than shit or not?

Poll: I have deep brown skidmarks on my underwear

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/624 "2012-09-22T23:43:08Z")

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**Life Expectancy For Least-Educated Whites Decline: Why?  
If Jesus had a wife, would that change anything?**

Well, it would increase his life expectancy, for one.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/625 "2012-09-22T23:50:35Z")

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**My grown daughter is so lonesome!**  
**Dumber than shit or not?**  
Because that might explain it.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/626 "2012-09-22T23:57:00Z")

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\*\*I’m really getting angry about not having things handy  
Dammit now I am worried I do have short arms! \*\*

Have you tried moving things closer to you?

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**Author:** ![Top3ee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Top3ee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Top3ee)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/627 "2012-09-22T23:59:34Z")

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Not sure what that means, but wanted to say HI to everyone, as I am a new member and not exactly sure how this works, to be honest.

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**Author:** ![Top3ee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Top3ee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Top3ee)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/628 "2012-09-23T00:01:30Z")

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And I guess I wouldn’t expect any help with that problem

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/629 "2012-09-23T14:26:58Z")

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Pick any consecutive thread titles in any forum whose proximity strikes a chord in you.

\*\* Is this cover of Vogue promoting violence towards women?  
Should we ban ritual slaughter?\*\*

Wait, that’s a _Cosmopolitan_ cover.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/630 "2012-09-23T14:42:31Z")

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\*\*Bizarro World: Houston Police Shoot, Kill Double Amputee In Wheelchair For Threatening With A Pen!  
My Pen Is…  
\*\*  
…mightier than the gun?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/631 "2012-09-24T05:32:21Z")

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\*\*Fresh Oysters… what to do with them?  
famous people you’d like to hit, and what you’d like to use to hit them.  
Hillary in 2016? \*\*

If you wait four years, they won’t be very fresh.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/632 "2012-09-24T14:07:57Z")

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\*\*Why I WON’T start this MMP  
My finger is not an avocado.  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/633 "2012-09-24T14:26:36Z")

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\*\* [Would you wear a] speedo [?]  
Should I post a link to my competition video?\*\*

Aaagh, no! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/634 "2012-09-24T14:41:15Z")

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\*\*What meals represent stereotypical indulgence/luxury at higher incomes or in non-US nations  
Amphisbaena  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/635 "2012-09-24T17:44:27Z")

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\*\*Jehovah’s Witnesses tell people to stop masturbating  
Well, looks like I’m welcoming a new feline overlord…  
\*\*  
Ceiling cat?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/636 "2012-09-25T00:57:26Z")

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\*\*Tell me about your strange “friend” requests on Facebook  
Straight men want to have gay sex with me  
\*\*  
Ummm…you sure this wasn’t an AFF “friend” request?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/637 "2012-09-25T03:43:52Z")

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\*\*How does farting work?  
Concussion \*\*

Try to cut down on the beans.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/638 "2012-09-25T12:02:31Z")

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\*\*What is the largest amount of money you have ever found?  
I got a George V nickel int change today! \*\*

Raking it in with both hands!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/639 "2012-09-25T12:50:05Z")

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\*\*Hypothetical: If you married your cousin  
Handle with care  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/640 "2012-09-25T13:33:14Z")

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\*\*Stray Dog Ownership

Poll: Bitches or Females: Which do you least like to be called

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