# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 33

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/641 "2012-09-25T18:23:53Z")

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\*\*Is “John Doe” actually a common name?  
Who is the earliest recorded named commoner or slave? \*\*

You don’t get much commoner than John Doe.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/642 "2012-09-25T19:22:02Z")

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\*\* inertia or momentum?

How does farting work?

\*\*

Definitely momentum

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/643 "2012-09-25T19:34:00Z")

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\*\* schizophrenia has entered into my inner circle

My finger is not an avocado.  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/644 "2012-09-25T21:08:40Z")

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\*\*schizophrenia has entered into my inner circle  
Thank goodness!  
\*\*  
Life was soooo boring awhile ago!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/645 "2012-09-25T21:26:46Z")

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\*\*schizophrenia has entered into my inner circle  
How mad should I be?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/646 "2012-09-25T21:50:55Z")

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\*\*How Do You Define The Word “Fun”?  
Concussion \*\*

Wouldn’t be my choice, but it’s a free country.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/647 "2012-09-25T23:24:00Z")

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\*\*My Pen Is…

Walking the Freedom Trail in Boston

\*\*

Talented pen!

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/648 "2012-09-26T02:03:25Z")

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\*\*Bathroom cleaning Q: Small Brown Blobs

How does farting work?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/649 "2012-09-26T02:24:32Z")

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**If you were fabulously wealthy, would you want a huge mansion? A smaller one? How about servants?  
Do orgies appeal to you?**

Huge orgies? Smaller ones?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/650 "2012-09-26T16:21:08Z")

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\*\*So, I did not die

Andy Williams has died \*\*

Rub it in, why don’tcha?

\*\*Techniques for getting women riled up for sex

Rock songs with organ music? \*\*

You know…“organ” music.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/651 "2012-09-26T18:00:32Z")

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\*\*Techniques for getting women riled up for sex  
Poll: Bitches or Females: Which do you least like to be called \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/652 "2012-09-26T18:31:05Z")

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\*\*Poll: Bitches or Females: Which do you least like to be called  
I hate women and children  
\*\*  
Dang, now what word CAN I use?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/653 "2012-09-26T18:35:09Z")

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\*\*Techniques for getting women riled up for sex  
Is ZzzQuil a Good Idea?  
\*\*  
Well, it’s more legal than roofies.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/654 "2012-09-26T18:53:50Z")

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\*\*Good pizza. But the crust: not so much.

Have you heard the expression Pizza “Bones”\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/655 "2012-09-26T19:41:55Z")

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\*\*Techniques for getting women riled up for sex  
Show me the funny!  
\*\*  
I guess that depends on whether “the funny” is a joke or, you know, a joke.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/656 "2012-09-26T19:46:33Z")

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**What is your ongoing battle?  
Techniques for getting women riled up for sex**

You have a lot of company I suspect, bro.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/657 "2012-09-26T20:11:51Z")

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\*\*Things that “should” offend you but don’t really.  
Straight men want to have gay sex with me \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/658 "2012-09-26T20:32:37Z")

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\*\*Well, looks like I’m welcoming a new feline overlord…

I’m pretty sure this is a video of my cat’s dream  
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/659 "2012-09-26T21:09:55Z")

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These two came up next to each other when I just searched for New Posts:

**So, I did not die  
Andy Williams has died**

Therefore, longhair75 is not Andy Williams.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/660 "2012-09-27T12:23:36Z")

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\*\* What Happened To The KKK?

Retiring to India  
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