# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/661 "2012-09-27T13:30:50Z")
\*\*Memorable advertising jingles for defunct products El Topo is just stupid! \*\* That’s definitely memorable. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/662 "2012-09-27T14:39:42Z")
If you don’t want the job, please don’t agree to an interview. Woo Hoo I just got laid off ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/663 "2012-09-27T14:59:03Z")
\*\*Ladies: Are Your Intimate Areas the Whitest They Can Be? I caught the Green Flash! \*\* “No, Father. I think it’s just the light from the stained glass.” ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/664 "2012-09-27T15:27:05Z")
**So I got a Wii! Uh… now what? Fifth grade math** You’ve been horribly tricked, kid. Heheheh… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/665 "2012-09-27T18:20:51Z")
\*\*Which is worse… me or…? moonshot925 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/666 "2012-09-27T21:50:20Z")
**Woo Hoo I just got laid off The Britishisms are coming!** Then you should have said ‘I have been made redundant.’ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/667 "2012-09-28T11:50:23Z")
\*\*“Dad, hold your new baby son…” If I knew, I would have never went with that person. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/668 "2012-09-28T12:55:10Z")
\*\*Your favorite publicity stunt. “Dad, hold your new baby son…” \*\* “Cameras are off.” “Ewww, get that thing away from me!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/669 "2012-09-28T12:57:54Z")
\*\*Is that a Bagel in your Forehead, or are you just happy to see me? Show me the funny! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/670 "2012-09-28T15:27:11Z")
**If I knew, I would have never went with that person. Straight men want to have gay sex with me** ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/671 "2012-09-28T17:22:15Z")
> [@GESancMan](#): > > **If I knew, I would have never went with that person. > Straight men want to have gay sex with me** \*\*What kind of animal is this? If I knew, I would have never went with that person. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/672 "2012-09-28T18:21:41Z")
\*\*Honey boo boo child I Tattoo, Do You? \*\* I just like the sound of those together, it doesn’t really mean anything. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/673 "2012-09-29T03:02:47Z")
\*\*I need to explode/spontaneously combust in public, how do I do it? Figs \*\* Lots and lots of figs. Actually, you might want to throw in some beans as well. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/674 "2012-09-29T03:12:15Z")
**"Dad, hold your new baby son…" Fun Stuff to do With a Laser Pointer** This isn’t going to end well. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/675 "2012-09-29T09:28:24Z")
\*\*Techniques for getting women riled up for sex Boxers or boxer briefs or briefs? \*\* Briefs. _Leopard-print_ briefs. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/676 "2012-09-29T14:14:11Z")
Straight men want to have sex with me OK, dammit, I’ll buy a new stove. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/677 "2012-09-29T14:41:42Z")
\*\* Which is worse… me or…? Attempted line jumpers, just fucking stop!\*\* Both of you stop right now, errr, whatever it is you’re doing ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/678 "2012-09-29T17:16:20Z")
\*\*“Dad, hold your new baby son…” Stupid life situation. \*\* Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/679 "2012-09-30T15:13:15Z")
Your favorite publicity stunt Ask the guy who just served on a jury “Ladies and gentlemen, have you reached a verdict?” “No, but you can save up to 50% at Max’s Auto Parts through Columbus Day!” ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/680 "2012-09-30T16:35:47Z")
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